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Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

I wish some countries would freeze tfg's assets.

Euripides Pants's avatar

This timeline has gone strait to hell.

Free beach's avatar

This isn’t going well.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Well, I don't know. Karen can still get her double shot caf mocha latte with whipped cream at Starbucks while driving her Escalade and scrolling Tik-Tok.

Free beach's avatar

Maybe when gas is $5

aktlib101's avatar

Someone on YouTube commented about the current clusterfuck in Iran, saying that the Strait of Hormuz is like a...

..."Shrödinger's Strait, while also having Shrödinger's President & Shrödinger's Congress & Shrödinger's Cabinet."

Excellent description IMO

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I am an expert in all things Canadian, which is a natural part of being an expert in All Things. And I don't know if I trust this Marilyn Klaatu.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Well sure, John, but...

𝗘𝘅-𝗖𝗜𝗔 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗼𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽: ‘𝟮𝟱𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱’

𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘉𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ‘𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘯𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥’

The former Central Intelligence Agency director John Brennan has added his name to growing calls for the president to be ousted on grounds that he is unfit for the job, arguing that the US constitution’s 25th amendment addressing involuntary removal from office was “written with Donald Trump in mind”.

Brennan, who served as head of the spy agency during Barack Obama’s presidency, told MS Now on Saturday that Trump’s recent volatile remarks about destroying Iranian civilization and the danger he posed to so many lives merited his removal from the Oval Office.

“This person is clearly unhinged,” he said. “I think the 25th amendment was written with Donald Trump in mind.”

Brennan added that Trump was too much of a liability to be allowed to continue to be commander in chief. He had immense firepower at his disposal, including the US nuclear arsenal.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/12/ex-cia-director-oust-trump-25th-amendment

SkeptiKC's avatar

This is simply too gawd damned accurate.

But the fact of the matter is that at THIS point it's too gawd damned late.

Dave M's avatar

We’ve been over this ffs. Not gonna happen.

Hirightnow's avatar

Not with that attitude...

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Juicy Divan + 8 of the Crazy Cabinet™ aren't going to eject him.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Oh no he doesn't what're you talkin about.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Anyone who supports truck convoys to snarl traffic and mess up already-difficult-enough driving can drop dead and I will not miss them for a solitary second. This applies equally to Canadian MPs as well as US morans.

BTW- because Mr. Fleming is writing about Canada issues I refrained from vulgar American rudeness just now. But tomorrow is another day and so another chance to spout off like a common mommy blog TELLING IT LIKE IT IS!

EyeQueue's avatar

They tried to do that shit in DC when Obama was President, IIRC. They tried to get a million truckers and only got like a dozen.

gallbladder's avatar

I assure you that most of us Canucks deployed rudeness of almost every variety when it came to that fucking spectacle.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

*hums Bowie’s “Man Who Sold the World” for no particular reason*

Militant Agnostic's avatar

I didn't read the article, but the tax code was designed to reward marriage with a stay-at-home spouse. If both spouses earn, the tax code punishes them. That could be a factor, since these days two incomes (at least) are required to have a household.

paperlesstiger's avatar

The ceasefire soldiers on.

𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯’𝘴 𝘐𝘙𝘎𝘊 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘶𝘻 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘰𝘯-𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘴 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘴𝘩𝘭𝘺.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Being on the edge of annihilation is far superior to allowing a drag queen read to children /s . . .

JR's avatar

Baby is aimlessly thrashing about in the playpen now, throwing around the only blunt toys they'll let him have. No one in the cabinot wants to change that stanky diaper, even Susie.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

So why not just toss shards of broken glass into the playpen? Just to see if it calms the baby down?

Who knows? If it does work we can then put some knives in there too. If it doesn't we can still just stand by and laugh our asses off.

Win / Win.

Sidenote: there is a reason why I never went down the road of parenthood.

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Two words, pitchfork . . .

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Toss it into the playpen too? I like where this is going!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

They are all stuck in a trap that they themselves created and set.

Enter Ranting's avatar

Marge Greene bailed out of the mess she helped create.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

He’s always been like this, but he used to be able to hide it better.

EyeQueue's avatar

Any baby farmers around to take care of this squawling putrid manchild infant?

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Who would have guessed Trump aspired to be the head Houthis ?

(Stop giggling in the back.) . . .

paperlesstiger's avatar

Apple joins the war against Lebanon.

𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘓𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘓𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯. 𝘈𝘴 𝘐𝘴𝘳𝘢𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘷𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘺 𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.

https://xcancel.com/EthanLevins2/status/2043366941922926940#m

Kateorite's avatar

That is deeply, deeply fucked up. Thank you papperlesstiger, it's good to know.

clairence's avatar

It looks like they don't show village names in all of Lebanon. Distinctly empty from border to border to border etc.

ETA: I don't use Apple Maps. Has it ever been different?

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Toddler-in-Chief has been hitting the A1 again.

Potus calling the kettle black.

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a message from the president

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mjcrcov7322g

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Busy day of golfing and shit-tweeting.

gallbladder's avatar

While the world is set to catch fire.

EyeQueue's avatar

Give me a fucking break.

What a whiny, fucking shit be-spattered worthless FUCK!

Now do DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel's avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/leahmcelrath.bsky.social/post/3mjcgcfytjk2f

I struggle to properly give expression to how soupy and gooey and probably like a meat version of treacle this man's brain is. There are croutons, but a lot are bone shards and some literally ossified memories of being treated very rudely by various Dynasty cast members.

gallbladder's avatar

“𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐯𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐈𝐫𝐚𝐧. 𝐍𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬.”

Translation: "Unless I get my cut, I will blow you to smithereens!"

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Is it okay to call for impeachment now?

Joe Blow's avatar

What's next? Letters of marque?

Cincinnatus's avatar

"John Paul Jones is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.”

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Loved him in Led Zeppelin!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

So the Navy is just a bunch of toll collectors. That's cool.

gallbladder's avatar

That was my impression as well. Let's see them try and stop a shipment of oil to China without consequence.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

It won't be a land war with Asia, which we all know is bad; it will be a water war!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

What are they gonna do, play Got Your Nose?

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Acting like paying the toll was somehow a criminal act is truly fucking bugnutters.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

WE WILL BE ARRESTING EVERYONE THAT WAS MUGGED BY IRAN.

Dave M's avatar

An unending, exhausting struggle.

gallbladder's avatar

Gonna be interesting once the Iranians follow-through on their promise to bomb any US ships entering the strait.