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Agreed. This case is going to have to be airtight (and apparently watertight as well). The prosecution cannot afford to overlook something or leave anything out that they will need at trial.

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OK, the combination of this headline and the pug-in-pool almost resulted in a spittake. Bravo, Evan and Martini A.!!

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Hahahaha

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Or somebody pooped in it. Get RFK Jr. on this stat

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"Giant Orange Fucktater," 2 thumbs up

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Including the ex-president, one assumes

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Except without the nobility and pathos.

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So then Donald filed an insurance claim, his insurer paid him a million dollars and problem solved. Bonus, Donald has his McDonald's lunch money for the next month.

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it's the kinnd of low tech hair-brained (hare-brained?) scheme Donald would cook up and think he's a genius.

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"why drain the pool?"

Filter clogged with ketchup?

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"Hay, Boss, you want I should... ::cracks knuckles:: ...*drain the pool*?"

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The less about Trump "turbidity" and "discharge," the better.

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Not to mention about fifty pounds of partially digested hamberder meat.

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What the pug is thinking:

Goddamnit, humans. It’s bad enough you genetically modified my wolf ancestors to give me a tiny snout I can barely breath through, but you had to put me in this stupid float, too.

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I've personally never seen a pool man drain a pool using the built-in drain in my life. They're slow and are often clogged with dirt and debris.

Yet one more reason I hate to swim. (Even though it's good exercise.)

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I don't care if not even one drop of water got on those documents. After he howled for months about Biden keeping classified documents next to his Corvette in Chinatown or whatever the fuck, he gets caught storing his in a basement that may or may not leak? Of course none of his deranged followers will so much as notice.

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