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Maybe's avatar

Agreed. This case is going to have to be airtight (and apparently watertight as well). The prosecution cannot afford to overlook something or leave anything out that they will need at trial.

Amelia ZC's avatar

OK, the combination of this headline and the pug-in-pool almost resulted in a spittake. Bravo, Evan and Martini A.!!

Amelia ZC's avatar

Or somebody pooped in it. Get RFK Jr. on this stat

Amelia ZC's avatar

"Giant Orange Fucktater," 2 thumbs up

Amelia ZC's avatar

Including the ex-president, one assumes

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Except without the nobility and pathos.

Bebecca's avatar

So then Donald filed an insurance claim, his insurer paid him a million dollars and problem solved. Bonus, Donald has his McDonald's lunch money for the next month.

Bebecca's avatar

it's the kinnd of low tech hair-brained (hare-brained?) scheme Donald would cook up and think he's a genius.

Tessiee's avatar

"why drain the pool?"

Filter clogged with ketchup?

Tessiee's avatar

"Hay, Boss, you want I should... ::cracks knuckles:: ...*drain the pool*?"

mailman27's avatar

The less about Trump "turbidity" and "discharge," the better.

Wookie Monster's avatar

Not to mention about fifty pounds of partially digested hamberder meat.

Wookie Monster's avatar

What the pug is thinking:

Goddamnit, humans. It’s bad enough you genetically modified my wolf ancestors to give me a tiny snout I can barely breath through, but you had to put me in this stupid float, too.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I've personally never seen a pool man drain a pool using the built-in drain in my life. They're slow and are often clogged with dirt and debris.

Yet one more reason I hate to swim. (Even though it's good exercise.)

Bitter Scribe's avatar

I don't care if not even one drop of water got on those documents. After he howled for months about Biden keeping classified documents next to his Corvette in Chinatown or whatever the fuck, he gets caught storing his in a basement that may or may not leak? Of course none of his deranged followers will so much as notice.