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Trump has already been hit with two horking big fines. Now we start picking out the drapes for his cell window and a matching duvet for his cot.

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"The judge invited them to eat a brunch buffet of all the fucks he has to give." It's refreshing to see the judiciary immediately giving PAB the respect he deserves.

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"LIFE HACK: Doing too many crimes at the same time makes scheduling all your criminal trials a real pickle! Try spreading them out, or Marie Kondo your life by only doing the crimes that spark joy."

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Well done, Evan!

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This one can do something that will improve things later.

Once he's convicted, even without prison time, he's got a criminal record.

One of the ingredients used in calculating how long a Federal sentence runs is the guilty person's criminal record.

This could cost him additional prison time even if New York does a non-custodial sentence.

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How's that 'erection interference' gambit workin for ya Donnie?

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he has the stupidest face and my birthday is march 25.

this is a witch like conversion of events.

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he has the stupidest face and my birthday is march 25.

this is a witch like conversion of events.

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Ta, Evan. Trump is scared shitless. I'd love for him to end up imprisoned, but I don't believe it's ever going to happen. What I would be thrilled to see is him reduced to penury. Abject poverty for TFG; I want him so poor he can't even pay attention.

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Like he ever paid attention -- but it's a good line.

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He needs to lose his freedom. He doesn’t have money, he just frauds. Ivanka probably has more money, maybe why they are shunning Pops!

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I will settle for him being of no more use to Vlad so Vlad stops holding back the Russian mobsters whose money laundering Trump skimmed from.

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A steady drip feed of the kompromat would be nice.

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The guy with 81 years, or the guy with 91 felony counts? Decisions, decisions...

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Both Nancy and Mitch are the same age or older

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I would happily vote for a House Plant with Biden's Cabinet then consider voting for that bucket full of puss and his merry band of hucksters and hoodlums. Luckily I get to vote for a guy who actually does stuff instead.

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Moar trials for the Orange Quisling! Lock him up forever! Make him live on bread without water, and water without bread! Never let him see the sky again!

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Which causes me to wonder whether he’s ever looked up at the sky.

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Well there's that time he looked directly at the eclipse...

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Trump's lawyers are really the best of the best at getting him convicted. He couldn't have hired better people for that objective.

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That's why I hope none of them get disbarred. Yet.

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Muahahahahaha!!! 😂😂😂

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I desperately want Stormy Daniel hush payments to be the thing that brings Trump down. It won't because evangelicals hate women. It will still be nice when a jury convicts Trump, though.

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I want him to say something about Stormy that is actionable so she can take $83M like Carroll.

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It will be nice times. Look at it this way, either Fani or Tish who take his ass down, so it will be a woman who does him in even if it's not Stormy. 😀

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It’s not going to be Fani. They’re swift boating Fani.

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Yeah I know. So fucked.

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Am I reading this right?

"Donald Trump’s trial on charges that he hoarded classified military secrets at his Mar-a-Lago estate will remain scheduled for May 20, the federal judge overseeing the case ruled Friday, rejecting for now demands by the former president to postpone the case until after the presidential election next November."

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/11/10/trump-classified-documents-trial-date-00126595

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The judge in charge (at least for now, till she commits some egregious reversible-on-appeal and Jack Smith gets her recused) in that case is Judge Loose Cannon

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With the wiggle spot that she can still throw the prosecution under the bus in March.

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"The judge invited them to eat a brunch buffet of all the fucks he has to give."

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Or as the old National Lampoon used to say, "Eat a bowl of fuck."

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That's my birthday! What a wonderful present

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March 25 is the day Sauron fell.

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