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bobbert's avatar

Congratulations. Further, your ppc (p per comment) is well over 0.1, while mine is about 0.02, so you can also relish the fact that your are 5 times pithier than I.

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SullivanSt's avatar

<em>Because the AR-15</em>, wasn't it?

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fuflans's avatar

i have no idea who adam kokesh is, i don't really care to know anything more about him and we're all probably better off ignoring him, but i'll forgive pretty much anything for 9 minutes of fosse.

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bobbert's avatar

After thinking about this for a couple of days, there are so many ways it could go wrong, we're gonna need Cantorian cardinal numbers.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

1. Brain-dead Guntard waves his gun in D.C. 2. D.C. cop draws his weapon, orders "drop the gun NOW!" 3. ???

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I notice they didn't have the <strike>balls</strike> <u>bus fare</u> to show up in Boston.

fify

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>False Flag</i> (n): Any crazy right-wing shit that distracts people fom <i>my</i> more important crazy right-wing shit.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as usual, it's all Obama's fault...

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malsperanza's avatar

Or just this: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol5Dfs7jqFI&t=...">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Of course! You mean the original Superman movies, where George Reeves wore a padded muscle suit! Right?

(His death is of course not at all on-topic to guns and their stellar history of freedomy stellarness)

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Shrinking P's!?

Is it cold in the Wonket Pool?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I thought it was Watering The Groundcover of Amendment Interpretin' with the Spittle Of Assmonkeys?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Now we know what happens when their reality laps our satire.

It misses while trying to give a flying kung-fu kick to sanity's nutsack, and the forward momentum causes it to escape Earth's gravity.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Such a waste of taxpayer money, having to bring the FEMA train all the way to DC to load them onto.

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