Funny guy You might have heard some very disturbing rumors lately about true conservative Sen. Marco Rubio. Like, maybe he isn't sotrue conservative after all, because once upon a time, wayyyyyy back in 2013, he worked with the notorious Gang o' Eight
Well, to be fair, MarcoBot doesn't have any memories beyond this Incep Date, which was only several years ago. Apparently there are some implanted memories, but apparently they don't involve immigration. Just origami swans and unicorns running through fields, that sort of thing.
"Is Marco Rubio really a secret boy genius who’s super good at eleventy-dimensional chess and was this close to brilliantly maneuvering the entire U.S. Congress to do his immigration reform bidding? Or is he just a half-wit full-of-bull lying liar who’s tryna act all GRRR about immigration reform now, because that’s what the racist shitbag Republicans running for president are into these days?"
"Don’t worry, you don’t have to answer that question. It was rhetorical."
Well, to be fair, MarcoBot doesn't have any memories beyond this Incep Date, which was only several years ago. Apparently there are some implanted memories, but apparently they don't involve immigration. Just origami swans and unicorns running through fields, that sort of thing.
Barely ready for cable access...
"Is Marco Rubio really a secret boy genius who’s super good at eleventy-dimensional chess and was this close to brilliantly maneuvering the entire U.S. Congress to do his immigration reform bidding? Or is he just a half-wit full-of-bull lying liar who’s tryna act all GRRR about immigration reform now, because that’s what the racist shitbag Republicans running for president are into these days?"
"Don’t worry, you don’t have to answer that question. It was rhetorical."
I can actually answer that ...
... he's a douchebag.
Marco Rubio - Profile in Courage.
Dutch courage. Which is appropriate, as one of the shitty grade Z movie star's nicknames was "Dutch".
Will this please the Hispanic's who still might support the GOP?
Hispanic, singular.
working on things you don't want to happen :immigration reformnuclear bombsRubio being President
Managaging cha-ching
Right, they won't need any adds prolly, when older brother gives us all a taste of what we've been missing; true leadership
Yes, singular but he's voting for Cruz because Ted is his son.
Scrap
Damn Energizers!
Carlos Alazraqui libelz!!
Cruz is sub-Garcia in comprehension.
Rubio shaking his money-maker? Ewww.
Franciscus Sylvius libel!!!
Certainly not hot enough for his own show.