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jltympanum's avatar

Marco is worse than a used-car salesman. He sold his soul to the worst conman in American history. He tries, but fails, to be a conman himself. The tell is that he talks very fast.

CripesAmighty's avatar

Somebody a-SKEEERED?

πŸ•ŠοΈ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ β™Œ's avatar

Liddle Marco's ears are too big for his tiny head.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

"But we’re not a superpower anymore, thanks in large part to the Trump administration and its arrogance."

Post Hair Furor most of the member of the junta are going to have problems traveling abroad on their US passport with no diplomatic immunity, so no traveling abroad and whoring big speech honorariums because they will be persona non grata everywhere or subject to arrest on ICC hold warrants.

Teddy Barnes's avatar

The Marco facade : big shoes.....little Marco

BlueSpot's avatar

Rubio is getting a little bit too big for his shoes.

Warren's avatar

Yugoslavia/Serbia didn’t ratify the ICC treaty, yet Slobodan Milosevic was still tried by the ICC. War crimes are war crimes.

Hank Napkin's avatar

America was never as Mighty as those who think America is Just So Fuckin' Mighty really actually is / was.

Cincinnatus's avatar

β€œSpotted on the desk this evening as Trump fielded questions on Iran from the Oval Officeβ€” a tube of Krazy Glue,” [CNN White House producer DJ Judd.]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/katie-miller-blasts-cnn-after-photographer-finds-1-very-suspicious-item-on-trumps-desk_n_6a5653a7e4b0d75ea1c22160?origin=home-latest-news-unit

Chino Cherokee's avatar

Tick Tock motherfuckers.

Tick Tock....

GrannysKnitting's avatar

you know, if you don't want to be part of the rest of the planet, where we all have to get along and help each other out in emergencies, you and your administration are welcome to fuck right off from all global trade (which means no tariffs for you buddy). of course, that would also mean you're treated as the hostile lunatics you are

Hank Napkin's avatar

That's crazy talk! The Napkins cannot, will not make do without the Bordeaux!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

And I refuse to live my life without sushi and dim sum.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

it’s a hill worth dying on

Eeee's avatar

"Most of us would struggle to imagine a world in which [...] Border Patrol agents and elected leaders could be dragged before an international court" - yeah for some of us it's less a struggle and more a fantasy

Warren's avatar

I dream of things that never were and ask…why not?

Hank Napkin's avatar

MAHA SHITS KEEP COMIN'

Cyclospora outbreaks causing diarrhea in US expected to continue through August

Hank Napkin's avatar

β€œGIGO” Garbage In / Garbage Out

Warren's avatar

Sour Cream and Guacamole at room temperature for two hours or more. No more Board of Health, because regulation bad. Employees who don’t wash their hands, bcause they need to hustle. What could go wrong? (The return of Upton Sinclair’s Jungle…”I shit your restroom”)

James's avatar

I’m just happy that Thoughtcrime hasn’t yet become a thing.

Rosemary Orlandi's avatar

don't worry, the ministry of truth is working on it ... even as we speak.

Hank Napkin's avatar

(You have been noted)

James's avatar

And Siri is triangulating a drone strike on my house as we speak.

Stephen St John's avatar

Rethugs are criminals.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

I don’t know what he’s complaining about. It’s not as if they’re going to ever be brought before The Hague. The Dems don’t have the spine to risk civil war just to punish Trump and Co. Besides, if we prosecute Republican for crimes against humanity, then certain Democrats might have to be charged as well.

James's avatar

β€œCertain” Democrats damn well should be charged as well. Though generally Democrats are more renowned for their fecklessness than actually, you know, *doing* anything. Good or bad.