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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

Rubio, who really may be the only grownup in this shitshow of toddlers smearing their diapers on the wall, has GOT to be regretting his life choices. Because none of this is going to posture him for a 2028 prez run, like he hoped it would. IF we still have a functioning democracy by then, the current maladministration will have fucked the country so bad that only a never-Assmouther will have a chance at a GOP nomination. He’s tainted with all the shit being smeared around, and his only career option will be to run for FL governor. At least the syphilitic geriatrics at The Villages will probably still like him…

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I read that the signal he was using at the cabinet meeting was some kind of Signal knock-off that is even less secure.

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Semi precious Molly's avatar

Amazing summary. Still fuming from watching Rubio at the Cabinet meeting regarding the case of Immigrants sent to prison in El Salvador. It’s illegal and SCOTUS told them to bring them back for due process last week. He demonized them. Rubio used to be more like a human and now he’s a Nazi! They all know it’s a lie but they want to pull the wool over our eyes via Fox Entertainment …It’s not OK.

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motmelere's avatar

I'm always in awe that they didn't call it the Golf of America.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

Will bet you money that is what goes through the orange ass's head every time he says it though

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Rubio is incapable of doing any job well. The only thing he was ever good at was tweeting bible verses inappropriate for their alleged subjects.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

OMG! Li'l Marco is the Jared Kushner of Chump 2.0 without the benefit of the boss wanting to fuck his wife.

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Mexfiles's avatar

I know the US doesn't take the UN seriously, but then the rest of the world does. A non-entity like Walz may be just what the UN needs, to finally get consensus to get rid of those stupid Security Council vetoes (or at least create a mechanism for the General Assembly to over-ride vetoes) based on the geopolitics of the tail end of the imperialist era.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

But, all those shithole countries need the Very. Important. People. to decide what's best for them.

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Hannah's avatar

Remember the olden days when Jared Kushner had all the jobs. That worked out well.

JFC these people.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If you remember, every decision Chump made the last time around that really blew up in his face was based on following Jared's advice.

I assume he won't follow any of Li'l Marco's advice because he's not attracted to Mrs. Marco.

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John Ranta's avatar

Little Marco reminds me of that quip from the Dubyah days, β€œThere are plenty of jobs, my cousin has three of them!” Rubio is like that guy who works a shift at Dunks, then runs the cash register at 7-11, then is a waiter at Appleby's.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Let’s face it, Krasnov has more regard for the guy in charge of his Diet Coke button than Little Marco. Any job he gives to Little Marco is a sure sign that he doesn’t consider it important. And it’s a fact that the man who has alienated all of our trading partners and allies and gives Russia code word intelligence in the Oval Office doesn’t take diplomacy or national security seriously.

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Chimp's avatar

Marco's out shopping for an official 'GrundleHuffer Trapper Keeper'

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Marco Rubio quit the Senate for this.

And Mike Waltz quit the House for this."

I hope their moms are proud.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Pillowtalk with the Mrs. must be outstanding.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

It must be frustrating for all the evildoers at the Heritage Foundation to have gone through all the trouble of conjuring up Project 2025, only to have the most feckless asshole in American history be "president."

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carovee's avatar

Did someone really think Bezos of WashPo was NOT going to cave? Oh my.

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carovee's avatar

Amazon is for olds. Temu is where young people get their cheap crap and Temu is VERY happy to tell you how much extra you are paying to make Trump feel like a Big Man.

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NH is for πŸ¦‘πŸ„πŸ's avatar

Is the fact I have never heard of Temu indicative of my age?

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carovee's avatar

Definitely.

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Enter Ranting's avatar

If Trump wants everyone to Buy Americanβ„’, wouldn't it make more sense that Amazon show the cost of importing goods from Gyna?

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carovee's avatar

Hahaha. You said Trump and sense in the same sentence. You kidder.

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IMPOed's avatar

K A R M A !!

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