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GOPer's talking holes generate methane which is another greenhouse gas.

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neither has universal health care nor support of unions. Just like gay marriage hasn't killed of the Netherlands and all of the other countries where its been legal. But those are just mere facts and, as we all know, the GOP has never been interested in facts. The believe, verbatim, some sh!t written 2,000 years ago by some Bedouins wandering lost in a Mid East desert some where but they won't believe today's scientists, economists and sociologists. Amazing.

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Also, the house is not on fire . . . things are always getting oxidized.

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Naw, why do you think he is tryin to get the hell outta FL and move to DC so bad for? Oh wait, Mid Atlantic...well, he's not a scientist.

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Oil prices are always changing (hmm... it's kinda like climate, innit, Marco?) . . . but put a tax on it? That would destroy the economy.

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Sand bars, how do they work?

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They also believe that Republicans with college degrees retain a "memory" of what the faculty attempted to teach them. As with homeopathy, they believe this despite incontrovertible evidence to the contrary.

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Uh, how big will these fixed-wing aircraft be? Cause if they are going to be big I need to move them off my window sill.

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Two words for Rubio:

Love Canal

Look it up bud!

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That's because scientists are always changing their minds, while the Bibble has been the unchanging word of God since 1500 BCE 450 BCE 150 CE 180 383 735 990 1150 1483...

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Fellow Senator Lindsay Graham says he's 91% certain he'll run for President. According to my calculations using GOP math, that means he's not running.

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When he says 'our economy' he specifically means Koch money, and VERY specifically the money they give him to be a fucktard.

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"It's not just a job. It's a calling."

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There's a very hardy varietal of cherry tomato that ripens into a Cessna 172.

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The best of luck to you, Don Quixote.

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'Rubio '16. Why even try?'

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