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ken_kukec's avatar

We thought he was taller. Plus, his opponents were Charlie Crist and a colored fella.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Using the same Article 2 constitutional authority Trump would use to force Macy's and Gimbles to say "Merry Christmas!"

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ken_kukec's avatar

Marco will set a boot on 5th Ave. when Trump is cocked and yells "pull!"

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

I love a good gun fight set to that music.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Trump would've berated the little loser for missing that catch.

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Martin L's avatar

The article is correct. Rubio IS simply a moron.

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ken_kukec's avatar

In most jurisdictions, felons are disenfranchised from voting, but there's nothing in the US Constitution (pace Jeb!) prohibiting a felon from running for president. Eugene V. Debs pulled down nearly a million votes in the 1920 presidential election while doing hard time in the Atlanta federal pen.

So, ready, aim, fire, Mistah Trump.

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harryeagar's avatar

I wasn't counting. Will the guy who was organizing the antiObama march who got shot in the head by the other guy organizing the antiObama march apologize? I think not.

http://www.rawstory.com/201...

Will the march go ahead Sure, why not? That shooting eliminated only one insane ammosexual. There are millions more out there. Armed and loaded for bear, Manhattanites, drunken anti-Obama protesters, you name it. Just load up with all-purpose rounds.

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harryeagar's avatar

I hear he gives good persona

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I wonder if either Cruz or Rubio have ever shot a gun and actually hit the target? Do they load their guns themselves, or do they have "their people" do that for them?

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cessnadriver's avatar

Dumbass repigs just accept the lie that guns offer protection.

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blaid droog's avatar

None of these fools have ever had an original thought in their lives. It's all about monkey see, monkey do (o), or me too, me too.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Have another swig of water, Marco. And shut up. What a maroon.

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Gerald Parks's avatar

Well... it is easy to lose count ...they keep coming out of the woodwork and showing up like bad pennys.I remember that good guy on good guy shooting ... guess the goodest guy won ...LOL!I say ...keep it up ...and televise it ...the ratings would HUUUUGE!!!!

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Gerald Parks's avatar

Yeah ... the camo gear didn't help much!And being Cheney's friend ...well ..THAT didn't work out to well eithe!Jeeze ... I'm thinking we should just let these guys "talk" amongst themselves!Ohhh ...and let us watch!

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