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John McCain's secret daughter Meghan

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"Rubio" is Spanish for "blond." He's probably heard worse than "Li'l Rubio" growing up.

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I have been posting this to TrumpTrolls on Twitter

"For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect". Mark 13:22 Do not follow false prophets like Trump

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https://uploads.disquscdn.c...History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Men. Gojira 19:54.

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You shall know that I am the LORD, when I open your graves and make you come up out of them, my people! He’s going to dig up a bunch of corpses I will put my spirit in you that you may come to life, Have sex with themand I will settle you in your land. Build some tract housing Then you shall know that I am the LORD. I have spoken; I really don’t know where LORD Rubio going with this I will do itSeems committed

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If the journalists cry a little and rend their clothing how will he be able to tell them apart from his supporters?

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I'm reading a history of Bellevue, NYC's oldest public hospital. Now reading the chapter called Madhouse. Back in the day, Marco would have been placed on Blackwell's Island with the rest of the maniacs and imbeciles.

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Just so you know: my ass-bible is not random; it is mine mine mine, and when I run out of terlet paper, I'm gonna work my way from the back to the pentateuch with a carve-out for Ecclesiastes.

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If it isn't, Stephen's been sandbaggin'.

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I mean, you should expect deaths to be fewer in places hit later as the disease becomes slightly more known so it can be sooner/better treated than the original places.

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You shall know that I am the LORD, when I open your graves and make you come up out of them, my people!Okay, I admit that despite being an atheist and the grandson of a Baptist preacher (and nephew and cousin to other preachers), my Bibble scholarship might be a tetch lacking. Because I have always wondered how you're supposed to a) believe that when someone dies, they're whisked away to Paradise while also believing b) when the Final Trump sounds to signal Armageddon, the graves will open and the righteous, both living and dead, will finally ascend to Heaven and their Judgement. I mean, sounds to me like everyone's that's dead is dead and on hold until then.

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I wonder how my ashes will be reconstituted and with what. A couple of gallons of 7/7 might do the trick. Oh hell, fill a bath tub!

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Hmm, let’s apply that to Obama, and see if the media was “gleeful” at reporting on his worst tragedy. Let’s see, the worst thing that happened to the country on his watch is the GOP takeover of Congress. So actually, I don’t know if “gleeful” is the right word but I do recall seeing some headlines about it at the time.

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Stay at home orders mean not going to Wal Mart twice a day because you're stir-crazy. Walking your dog, going to the park, delivering medicine to a relative, at least in Iowa, isn't covered by a stay-at-home order. But other states may be different.

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It's self-interest, as always. Wilson saw what Trump was going to do to the Republican brand and got out in front of it.

On the way to this imagined liberal Götterdämmerung, however, something went badly wrong. It turned out that Americans who love Trump truly love Trump. Party loyalty like this doesn’t happen often. Though Trump cites his 80 per cent approval with the base regularly, it’s from a diminishing cohort of voters willing to call themselves Republicans. What the GOP missed was that Trump’s opponents — a majority of Americans — don’t merely disagree with him, but loathe him with the fire of a million suns, and with an intensity rarely seen in modern politics. Not only that, they’ve demonstrated that they’ll crawl over broken glass to vote against Trump, his allies, and his sycophants. This behaviour has played out in every special election outside a deep red GOP seat since 2017.

Though I have to admit, "Everything Trump touches dies" is a brilliant catchphrase.

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Consider putting the muttster on a zinger. You might have to sneak out some night for fifteen minutes to put it up.

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