Derp. [contextly_sidebar id="Po4WPEnlt4hSoCXTelyToi1pSh6e2CTb"]In the hearts, minds and soiled panties of America's Republicans, ISIS is lurking around every single corner, down every alley, and having a cookout in every good Christian cul-de-sac in U.S.
Rubio's not in the Senate voting, and he's not at home, so where is he putting his penis is he spending his time instead? I think this merits some inquiry.
Cobain came up with the song's title when his friend Kathleen Hanna, at the time the lead singer of the riot grrrl band Bikini Kill, spray painted "Kurt Smells Like Teen Spirit" on his wall. Since they had been discussing anarchism, punk rock, and similar topics, Cobain interpreted the slogan as having a revolutionary meaning. What Hanna actually meant, however, was that Cobain smelled like the deodorant Teen Spirit, which his then-girlfriend Tobi Vail wore. Cobain later claimed he was unaware that it was a brand of deodorant until months after the single was released.
Kids, we won't be having presents anymore because paranoid rhinoceros piddle Marco Rubio shot Santa thinking he was ISIS because of the beard and hat...we are so sorry.
I LOLed. Marco killing the Duck guys; poetic genius.
But you could say that about any R aspirant to the presidency since Eisenhower.
Yeah - because you know they're fantasies - you wouldn't run for public office with a campaign based on them being true!
Isn't Marco the one with drug dealers in the family? he should really know better than to go to a small calibre.
Rubio's not in the Senate voting, and he's not at home, so where is he putting his penis is he spending his time instead? I think this merits some inquiry.
He had a previous gun, but now he needs ALL THE GUNZ, because ISIS.
The story is Kurt Cobain borrowed his GF's deodorant one day and she was giggling that "Kurt smells like Teen Spirit."
Or that you have a gun and you're not home that much.
Clearasil, Skittles and hormones.
Cobain came up with the song's title when his friend Kathleen Hanna, at the time the lead singer of the riot grrrl band Bikini Kill, spray painted "Kurt Smells Like Teen Spirit" on his wall. Since they had been discussing anarchism, punk rock, and similar topics, Cobain interpreted the slogan as having a revolutionary meaning. What Hanna actually meant, however, was that Cobain smelled like the deodorant Teen Spirit, which his then-girlfriend Tobi Vail wore. Cobain later claimed he was unaware that it was a brand of deodorant until months after the single was released.
HART LIBELZ!!
Don't be silly. You know he doesn't like to go there, and avoids the place whenever possible!
Marco Rubio is a far greater threat to America than ISIS is.
Kids, we won't be having presents anymore because paranoid rhinoceros piddle Marco Rubio shot Santa thinking he was ISIS because of the beard and hat...we are so sorry.
I saw "Cocaine Cowboys" and let's just say Marco Rubio isn't armed because of ISIS Claus...more like Santos, the Columbia dealer he owes money to.
With Republicans and Minneapolis, it's always the airport men's room....it has strange powers with them.