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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I wish some wealthy friend of Obama would buy some air time in the South, and just have Rubio on an endless loop saying "Clinton has the best resume of anyone in the race, and Obama knows exactly what he's doing." It would be fun to watch young Marco get hoisted on his own petard.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

And great timing, and delivery. His post-Presidency is going to be deeply painful for the wingers.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

"You should take a stress pill, Americans."

doktorzoom's avatar

I bet Rubio doesn't even HAVE a war face.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

doktorzoom's avatar

Let's dispel with the fiction that the turtle on its back doesn't know what it's doing. It knows exactly what it's doing.

Edit: I stoled your setup and tweetered:

https://twitter.com/DoktorZ...

doktorzoom's avatar

My favorite bit of TV trivia: Sherwood Schwartz named the tiny ship after FCC chair Newton Minow as revenge for his comment about television being a "vast wasteland." So Schwartz shipwrecked him.

JaaaaaCeeeee's avatar

Nobody at the time did either, but it's a good story.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Thanks - as if Clippy wasn't enough of a nightmare.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I hope he taunts them relentlessly.

accidental housewife's avatar

I know, right? "Obamacare wasn't an accident." Is there anyone who thinks it was? I don't even know what his point is.

Jesus, what a nimrod.

accidental housewife's avatar

He is neither talented nor agile enough to be a tango dancer.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

And nobody cares except pilots, but they are the same at -40 degrees.

JayGoldenBeach's avatar

I think Rubio is trying to emphasize that he is also an inexperienced Senator like Obama was, but the problem is Obama himself not his lack of leadership experience. But instead of getting that point across, he just embarasses himself in the most inept ways.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Let's not kid ourselves. This is clearly Rubio Vista.