Marco Rubio Wins A State, Still Second-Place Champion Of Our Hearts
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Aww, serial state-loser Marco Rubio finally won a place! We wonder, though, if this means he'll have to bow out of his run for Second-Place President of the United States of America? Aww, poor Marco; no matter what he does, he can't help but lose! Super Tuesday was not looking like an auspicious evening for one Marco Antwerp Rubio. One after another, states he was hoping to steal fell to Trump's Donslaught. He lost Virginia and Vermont when dumb papyrus-skinned John Kasich refused to get the hell out of the way,
Marco Rubio Wins A State, Still Second-Place Champion Of Our Hearts
Marco Rubio Wins A State, Still Second-Place…
Marco Rubio Wins A State, Still Second-Place Champion Of Our Hearts
Aww, serial state-loser Marco Rubio finally won a place! We wonder, though, if this means he'll have to bow out of his run for Second-Place President of the United States of America? Aww, poor Marco; no matter what he does, he can't help but lose! Super Tuesday was not looking like an auspicious evening for one Marco Antwerp Rubio. One after another, states he was hoping to steal fell to Trump's Donslaught. He lost Virginia and Vermont when dumb papyrus-skinned John Kasich refused to get the hell out of the way,