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š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Chaps: small decision Who gets to wear the strap-on: big decison.

See? Nuanced.

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"disposition" and "inclination". Got it. So Michele can still say "No anal" to Marcus, if she's not properly inclined.

š”…š”¢š”¢š”©š”·š”¢š”Ÿš”²š”Ÿš”Ÿš”ž's avatar

Those two little words a wife loves to hear: "Yes, dear." (Even more endearing when there's a trace of irony in it.)

Use 'em freely and you'll have a happy marriage.

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"Women are under the authority of their husbands."

-Osama bin Laden -Mullah Omar -Ayatollah Khamenei

Nancy's in good company.

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Two minds with one butt thought. Fixed.

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<i>Bachmann claimed that back in her college days, she was up one night praying with a female friend of hers...</i> and ran screaming from lesbians ever since.

god they're BOTH gay.

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frankly i wasn't worrying about michele.

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i like that picture.

in a weird, picking off a scab, sorta way.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Vaginas are like magic 8 balls.

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I bet that smells like stale BO, grape astroglide and shame.

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I thought this would at least score at least a sand in vag moment.

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What planet do you live on? I know plenty of jerks ... I gotta sit down some day and figure out why that is.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"Marcus Bachmann cannot tell Michele Bachmann what blouse to wear..." </i>

But that's his area of expertise!

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It's best to use a rentboy when going around the world. At least according to George Alan Reckers.

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If I understand your innuendo, I would rather have her cause my inflation. Then let the invisible hand* of the market act freely until the desired outcome is achieved and inflation subsides. ___________________ * visible hand is OK too

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Me too! Especially when she doesn't write... <blockquote> Dear Penthouse: I never thought this would happen to me but needless to say my nubile body was aching with desire when big virile husband invited the Bachmann's for dinner. Michele seemed nice but I couldn't get Marcus to look at my nubile body. He only seemed interested in my big virile husband. I was so frustrated! </blockquote>