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Clearly, future healthcare plans should cover questionable religious based counseling <i>UN</i>counseling therapy. One might suggest monetary based counseling such as Scientology should be included but we beg one's pardon on the basis of <i>caveat emptor</i> for that scam and believe treatment for natural human conditions via unnatural suppositions of magic cloud giants are more correctly the danger of the uninformed, misinformed, and uniformly gullible.

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I imagine that most of those 20+ kids will need counseling of some sort but if they went to Counseling Care it would be like some sort of incestuous circle jerk. Icky.

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You can tell he's gay because his dick tastes like shit.

(Credit to outtakes from <i>The 40-Year-Old Virgin</i>)

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Because if he can do it, there's hope we can too.

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12. Slide a term used to describe sexual intercourse. 17. Fee Big Tall and stupid. IQ of a shovel. Term used to describe people of lesser inteligence, lower level of thinking. 7. Scales A term used by secretly gay athletes to express love and affection for each other. They often use the term negatively to throw off others who do not know of their homosexuality.

Sliding fee scales? Wake up, sheeple!!1!!

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Anyone know how much Medicare/Medicaid money these grifters haul in every year?

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Shelly Shelly don't be blue Marcus won't be fucking you Rah Rah Rah

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"Michele, our belle, what did you ever do to deserve such an erasure from history besides being completely batshit and maybe getting your husband and all your associates entangled in a federal criminal investigation?"

I'd still do her.

It's pretty obvious Marcus isn't.

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"Jimmy - show us on the doll were Dr. Bachmann 'counseled' you."

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I've said it before. You give in to that and the next day and the next day and the next day she'd call you until your phone melted.

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some guy recently paid $100,000 for their entire recorded collection in a box set

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As a properly licensed psychologist, I would like to point out that Dr. Marcus purportedly has a Ph.D. in clinical psychology, but he is NOT a licensed psychologist. He lists himself as a Clinical Therapist.

The title Clinical Therapist is reserved exclusively for individuals who call themselves Clinical Therapists.

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Bachmann Bachmann Overload

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"a vain attempt to warm the place up"

So he's the exception to the rule about being good interior decorators? How is he with flowers?

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Here's wishing Marcus much success at burying Michele's existence.

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I too have recently established a homosexual counseling center, but unlike the demon-casting-out kinda therapy, my group invites members to interior decorate my home and offices, drink gimlets, and generally be fabulous. I guess I'm not doing it right, since I'm not seeing the moneeze flooding in Bachman-style.

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