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Regret's avatar

The fun is in the trying.

Regret's avatar

Bachman or something, right?

Regret's avatar

Cut off the heads, sure. But shutting the industry down is going overboard.Technological progress does not run in reverse in free countries, that only happens in police states.

Lyly, Scary Potato🍟's avatar

Don't ever try to understand Duran Duran's lyrics, it will melt your brain. Simon LeBon is the man who penned lines like "The reflex is a lonely child who's waiting by the park" or "And diamond stars shine glitter bright / Gorging your sanhedralite".

theCryptofishist's avatar

O... kay... I guess you're right. I feel better now.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I assume some intern has lost his/her job?

Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

NO PRIVILEGES FOR YOU! Unless maybe you’re a veteran. Then we’ll praise you as much as possible while privatizing the V.A.

Offer does not apply to Tammy Duckworth or John Kerry. Hell, even John McCain is suspect.

Big_Bad_Bald_Bastard's avatar

As a kid, my family was sans-TV for much of the time, so I've never seen this before.

phoenix00's avatar

The best bot votes. Believe me.

phoenix00's avatar

As a cis male, please don't........

H0mer0's avatar

there was also an attractive man in a business suit who came home and put on sexy lingerie and was applying a bright red lipstick as the camera faded and he was making a zigzag with the lipstick on his jaw as if his hand slipped...

RogationDays's avatar

It was those tiny shorts he wore.

Victoria Ricola's avatar

This is what happens when you only hire your idiot relatives, the ones with the "made my own Christmas cards last year" qualifications, to do the website work in your GOP office.