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I don't think Joey would be stomping around that way; Johnny, on the other hand....Tommy and Dee Dee were publicly apolitical.

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Skittles on Line 1, tasting the rainbow.

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Didn't Smokey Bear wear rolled up jeans? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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need to add, those blue & red bears that sell toilet paper (enjoy the go !) are buck nekkid & that makes me long for furry sexy time …

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That would be one hell of a hairnet

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Yes, Evan. Whatever Happened to Baby Bartiromo?

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My dad had this old saying about something happening to them if they can't take a joke.

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I went sugar-free back in the 70s; I managed for 18 months then a friend made me a pound cake - that first bite was incredible

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If anyone was going to force someone to cover up a crotch, it would be the same book banners who got a teacher fired for reading this book to school kids. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I have literally never seen that bear before in my life. Now I have.

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Maybe they will buy a whole bunch and pour it out on the floor. That'll teach 'em.

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"Immigants"! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

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"-the genitalia of a children's potato toy"

I can't speak on behalf of anybody else, but literally the FIRST thing we did with Mr. Potato Head is put his parts in the wrong places -- the eye, the ear, the HAT for God's sake -- we thought that was hilarious.

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Every conservative accusation is a confession.

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Right down to the transparent logo repeated on the background.

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