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LuluBelle's avatar

Hey Marge, reservists and National Guard aren't the same thing. And now I'm wondering if the GIs killed in this latest attack were reservists or active duty.

Seems like something a member of congress would know.

Catnmus's avatar

Trump called fallen soldiers "suckers” and "losers". So why does she care?

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Once again, when troops died under Trump it was "they know what they signed up for"

But under a Democratic president and it is whooaaaa!

Nancy Naive's avatar

I think that staring into a camera and pronouncing your opinions for a living causes an eventual emptying of all thoughts. Once they’re gone, it’s time to buy another head.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Republicans do love the military, because it generates all those billions to the defense contractors who kick some of it back to them, but they really hate servicemembers.

Nancy Naive's avatar

That’s because there’s no connection between defense contractors and the military.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

some defense contractors are serving the military. Not all of em make invisible jets.

Nancy Naive's avatar

What I meant is that the relationship between our military and the weapons the defense companies make is mostly a front to avoid international charges of Kruppism. Not one single conventional weapon is built without the consideration of foreign sales; first to allies, then friendlies, and eventually anyone.

Wowdad's avatar

I couldn't help but notice that the three young soldiers killed appeared to all be patriotic Americans of African ancestry. Is that who's on our front lines, keeping us safe? Is that how woke the military is? The same military that MAGA types think is going to help them achieve their White Power coup d'etat? Good luck with that, assholes.

Politiquacks's avatar

Ate those the same "heroes" that Trump says are "suckers and losers"?

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Apparently, everything is caused by DEI and pronouns now.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Ask them what DEI stands for.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m still waiting for them to define socialism.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. The deceased roommate used to call Maria B Bob Schieffer's tension reliever. Maybe he wasn't wrong.

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

She loved Roger Ailes so much she followed him over to Fox. That tells you what a horrible creature she is. She also stood up for him, after all the sexual harassment charges that Fox settled for millions.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Don’t know, but I wouldn’t want to be an Iranian working on oil platforms within sight of land — see code name Nimble Archer.

GoofyMcDork's avatar

The witty retorts in this thread need to be saved for posterity...such a joy to be privileged to view the products of you twisty minds. I love you all!

satch's avatar

"Joe Biden said today that he’s decided how he’s going to retaliate, though he didn’t see fit to gossip with reporters about it."

In other words, <Definitely> not "Fire and fury, the likes of which no one has ever seen before".

Flashman's avatar

Maybe Joe could borrow the "they died like dogs" line.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I just bought a Pfluger to unplug the shitter.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Could we borrow that for the Republican Party?

zeusspeaks's avatar

You'll need a bigger Pfluger

MTE_NYC's avatar

Her voice is like fingernails on a chalk board!

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Her brain melted into mush long ago, from Alcoholic dementia.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Any chance that the drone was sent by the GQP and the Proud Boys to knock out our strategic drag reserves?

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Please. Clearly our troops were too busy putting on a drag show while reading Black poetry.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

Could've been Vogon poetry.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Wouldn't that have fucked with the drone's circuitry?