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Marcie Jones's avatar

I still resent Oprah for subjecting us to this dingbat.

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Russell Jones's avatar

Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, The Secret, Williamson . . . yeah, Oprah has some stuff to answer for.

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noname's avatar

I still resent Oprah being blamed for every fucking thing.

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DemoCat's avatar

Is RFK Joonyer still swirling the bowl or has he been flushed away yet? There is only room for one wacka-loon on the potus ballot. Williamson claims to support some very good liberal policies, but even hopeful liberals aren’t buying her magic crystals.

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DemoCat's avatar

“ as if thousands of voices said “Who?” and then went back to watching cat videos.”

Man, you’re killing me lately. :)

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mr_snarky's avatar

What's a democratic primary without a kooky candidate or two? May the force be with her.

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RogationDays's avatar

“Those attuned to the etheric harmonies of the cosmos sensed what they could only describe as a mild disturbance in the order of the universe, as if thousands of voices said “Who?” and then went back to watching cat videos.” 😂😂😂😂

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el duderino's avatar

Unlike Poochie, Marianne Williamson was never in my face

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DemoCat's avatar

If only her team had Rastafied her by 10%.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Poochie Libelz!

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Tecolote's avatar

I'm glad I read this here. I was planning to fill out my mail-in ballot today, and am relieved that I don't have to choose between the Crystal Fairy and President Biden.

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Governor LePetomane's avatar

"Marianne Williamson"

<Cue The Twilight Zone theme song>

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PropellerVigo's avatar

What am I going to do with all of these boxes of Williamson/SUPREME 2024! bumper-stickers now?

I'm sorry, but this led me down a funny rabbit trail. I did a quick google of Vermin Supreme, to determine that he finished a solid 5th in the NH primary. The funny part is that's 910 votes, ahead of "un-processed write-in" with 41, and Richard Rist with 38.

Imagine being the only guy that did worse than "Deez Nutz."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Guess my candle spells were stronger than Marianne's.

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House of the Blue Lights's avatar

Don't know what my neighbor is going to do with the Williamson yard sign, which may or may not have been left over from the last election.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I honestly did not know she was running again until I saw her name on NH results. Guess you'll get no w00 vote from me (not that she would have anyway).

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"We articulated deeper, more authentic truths"

No, obviously you didn't. What a narcissist.

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Graham Harris's avatar

Well, not for you NORMIES! :)

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Mike McGuire's avatar

So the best she can summon is the image of her riding off into the sunset? Somebody call the Gene Autry estate!

Also, maybe that was just one of the Marianne Williamsons that exist in various galaxies. Maybe this was mistakenly sent to this temporal plain -- took the wrong leg of Pratchett's Trousers of Time--and she was just announcing she was selling the crystal/sandalwood store in Taos.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I got a lot of grief for this as a kid, but I liked Gene Autry better than Roy Rogers.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Woo?

*ducks, runs*

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