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Your "auditors" began the "audit" unaware that using blue pens on ballots could harm them, and apparently would have distributed blue pens to those conducting the recount of ballots had a reporter not informed them. It has gone downhill from there."I'm new in town, and it gets worse."

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“You are hunting for bamboo."

Why did they hire pandas to do this?

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Leopards, faces, something something.

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Jesus, Arizonans who support this ridiculous “audit” - follow the words you screamed in Democrats’ faces in 2016 and “GET OVER IT!!!” Upset about the outcome of 2016, I joined my local county league of the Florida League of Women Voters, which also welcomes men into its membership, and they schooled me real good on how Florida elections work. Our state ain’t perfect by a long shot - but election officials here certainly used the 2000 debacle to tighten up and get elections to a more standard and upgraded point. Learn from this instead of behaving like a hungry toddler waiting for the spoon to be shoved into your mouth.Effing adults acting like babies.

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Eats, shoots, leaves

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Among everything else. The mere implication that “shards of bamboo” would clearly implicate as being fraudulent ballots shipped in from China.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

IF WE DONT DO A SOY SAUCE SPECTRAL ANALYSIS HOW WILL WE KNOW THESE BALLOTS ARE LEGIT?

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Boy, you ask a simple question in a previous thread and the Wonk writers get you an answer posthaste!

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Robin Williams would never appear in Bamboo Ballot Hunting.

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I thought shards went under the fingernails.

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They still make Big Bambu rolling papers?Don’t like them too wide. Too much carbon

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ANTIFA is trying to get the audit cancelled to hide all the fraud they are finding. (Whew, didn't think I was going to get that all typed out without laughing my ass off!)

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"The Judges agree, they roll big joints too!"

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How, exactly, does detecting bamboo even prove anything? Is there a strict rule about the composition of the ballot paper? I honestly don't know but it seems like if that rule *did * exist, China would be aware of it and act accordingly. Otherwise, it would be amateur hour on their part. And I thought rice paper was more authentically Chinese, anyway.

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Also cuz they don't want to provoke the rabid maga badgers

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It doesn't prove anything in the real world. However, in Trump World

Bamboo = China =Communist = Bad

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In an open carry state that allows private possession of full-auto machine guns

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