13 Comments
User's avatar
Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

some weapons grade derp over there so easy to make them piss their pants, too also

malsperanza's avatar

You're right--they should be assigned to gathering nuts instead.

*rimshot*

malsperanza's avatar

Interesting point. No wonder active-duty militaries get so frustrated and aggravated.

malsperanza's avatar

And chipping off old paint, which is surely one of the most obnoxious tasks ever.

malsperanza's avatar

Poor excuses for Marines. Hey sadsacks: once you're done raking the leaves, get offa my lawn.

bobbert's avatar

This here. If people want to bitch at Jackie, they should have to spend fifteen minutes having people shooting at them first.

Shypixel's avatar

Which could have been prevented by never allowing women to vote.

Which could have been prevented by never allowing women to speak publicly.

Which could have been prevented if we still stoned women who talk back.

Which could have been prevented had that bitch Eve not eaten the forbidden fruit.

So you see? They brought this on themselves.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Straight Marines?! What is the military coming to?!?!!!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Where's the Coast Guard in all this? Surely they've got a couple of misogynist morons with Facebook accounts?

We can still hope that these were not officers, but low-level jarheads, for whom "loss of rank" means going back to being unemployable civilians.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Let the F'N Wookie win...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

OK Marines! lets storm that <strike>bitch</strike> beach!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's ALWAYS the shoes