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some weapons grade derp over there so easy to make them piss their pants, too also

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You're right--they should be assigned to gathering nuts instead.

*rimshot*

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Interesting point. No wonder active-duty militaries get so frustrated and aggravated.

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And chipping off old paint, which is surely one of the most obnoxious tasks ever.

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Poor excuses for Marines. Hey sadsacks: once you're done raking the leaves, get offa my lawn.

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This here. If people want to bitch at Jackie, they should have to spend fifteen minutes having people shooting at them first.

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Which could have been prevented by never allowing women to vote.

Which could have been prevented by never allowing women to speak publicly.

Which could have been prevented if we still stoned women who talk back.

Which could have been prevented had that bitch Eve not eaten the forbidden fruit.

So you see? They brought this on themselves.

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Straight Marines?! What is the military coming to?!?!!!

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Where's the Coast Guard in all this? Surely they've got a couple of misogynist morons with Facebook accounts?

We can still hope that these were not officers, but low-level jarheads, for whom "loss of rank" means going back to being unemployable civilians.

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You forgot the bold typeface.

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Let the F'N Wookie win...

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OK Marines! lets storm that <strike>bitch</strike> beach!

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it's ALWAYS the shoes

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