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This must be a New York thing, where they're cool, because I've never seen a butt plug for sale at a Midwestern CVS. Not that I've ever looked. I mean, I will NOW.

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Even a NYC thing, because in my staid suburb, they're not on the shelf.

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The real takeaway is, the folks in NYC are having more fun than the rest of us.

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Someone needs to put one of those plugs in her pie hole.

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Fundamentalist fascist want everyone to be as miserable as they are.

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During my once a year shopping at wal mart I noticed the sex pleasure devices. In northern Colorado. Are we Midwestern?

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Speaking of sketchy commerce, I never can remember whether Mikey is a dildo or a butt plug. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I don't mind that CVS sells butt plugs, but c'mon, that's what the internet is for! You can get a whole lot of butt plugs through those giant pipes...

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Taxpayers pay her salary. She gets socialized health care for life. Fuck this bigot asshole moron and the bigot asshole morons who voted for her.

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The only sex toy Magarie needs is a ball gag. Oh, and restraints so she cannot remove it.

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Who the h#ll would read a book about the Trump "administration's " version of Norm from 'Cheers'? His Mom?

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I’m so sick of MTG’s stochastic terrorism, especially against teachers. We are so vulnerable - all it takes is for someone unstable to hear that and they immediately feel justified in targeting us because they think they have to ‘save the children.’ It is bad for kids to try to learn in a bunker and it does not make them feel safe. But she gets to run her mouth and ignore the fact that if I ever ‘passed around dildos, butt plugs, and lube’ I would absolutely get fired. She knows better and so does every other rational person in touch with reality. It’s way past time for the DOJ to step in about these kinds of sweeping comments about public institutions that care for minors.

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God mad Adam & Eve, not CVS & Duane Reede

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Assumed connection to reality not in evidence

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You can't blame the retailer if your having troubles dislodging it, Midge...

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So I can assume...if I sign up for "The Right Stuff Dating Site"...I'll be supplying the butt-plug? Got it.

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