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DemoCat's avatar

Children, CHILDREN! were MUZZLED! Like a common beagle! Then forced to WORK from home! Children! Muzzled children working from home!

She literally scans the Qanon threads for batshit rage fantasies, prints them out, and then yells at people she feels inferior to. That’s her job.

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MTE_NYC's avatar

I guess that means she yells at everyone.

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The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

About 200 children died of the flu during the 2019/2020 flu season. Do you know how many died during the 2020/2021 flu season? ONE

I will wear a mask the rest of my days if it means saving even one child, much less 199!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2021/03/02/children-flu-deaths/

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

"Let us not assassinate this man further, congresswomen. You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?" *Joseph Welch Esq.

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JCfromNC's avatar

No. No, she does not. She proves that every time she opens her mouth in front of a microphone.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Marj is a troll. I work with HIV positive adults. To them, and almost all the people at work on HIV, whether state and city departments of health, pharmaceutical companies, social workers, you-name-it, Dr. Fauci is a hero, and so shall remain.

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Zen Gali's avatar

Paging Drs Scholl, Doc Martin, Doc Brown, Dr Lecter, Dr Strangelove, Dr Octopus, Dr Love, Dr Rick Sanchez. Code Gray. I repeat, Code Gray.

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Major Kong's avatar

"When you don't know how anything works, everything is a conspiracy." - internet meme

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Khavrinen's avatar

Especially when you adamantly *refuse* to learn how anything works.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Children! Forced to work from home!

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

That woman obviously hates her job (she has said so publicly), her colleagues of both parties, her stressful life in general, probably the ex she recently divorced, and very possibly herself as well. In short, she hates the whole world and wants everyone in it to be as miserable as she is.

Such people belong in a therapist's office, not in Congress.

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Second Laws's avatar

Point of order: very, very, very, very nuts is different than willfully flamboyantly stupid.

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Bel-Ami's avatar

"a bored dipshit suburban CrossFit housewife who lacks the brainpower that God gave a turnip .... with garbage conspiracy theories written by weirdos" Perfect description of Mad Marge

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Anotherangle01's avatar

So, MTG thinks that "Dr". Fauci spends his days giving pointers (pun intended) to Empress Noem on how to best eliminate dogs down at the gravel pit. Ok, then.

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Speaking of which, MTG, if you feel so strongly about dog murder, where were you when everyone else and their literal dog was canceling/shunning Gov. Kristi over her treatment of her own dog back in the day?/?? I think I have my answer....

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

As I read this list of commanding directives set out by your God, I'd say it's safe to conclude that you, lady, are going to hell.

https://media.swncdn.com/via/images/2024/05/21/35916/35916-gettyimages-1362102345_source_file.webp

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MrPug's avatar

"But Marge was rolling." She's the Bluto of Congress!

https://youtu.be/ep-xgd_eETE

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Innocent Bystander's avatar

A slander on the legislative career of Faber College '62 alumnus - if not actual graduate - Senator John Blutarsky, who in 1983 co-sponsored the "Bluto-Kegger Bill", which would have raised the legal drinking age nationally to 18. Like the senator, it died in committee. His widow, Mandy Pepperidge Blutarsky, was appointed by Governor Kent Dorfman to serve out his term. She declined to run for election in her own right in 1984 in order to resume her career as a microbiologist and to continue as a men's rights activist. She never remarried or retired but died in 2014 of complications.

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Emil Muz's avatar

Do I want/need to know what point she was trying to make with the photo she's holding?

People enjoy sitting by themselves in empty stadium sections? Those three people were not distancing, in spite of the fact they had masks?

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

While blasting Dr. Fauci, does this include you Margerine Taco Grifter?

"As was the case in state legislatures, the pharmaceutical industry was remarkably effective when it came to spending money on winning candidates. Very few candidates who accepted drug industry cash ended up losing reelection. Many donations targeted Republican senators at risk of losing their seats, like Tillis. Other top recipients included GOP Sens. Joni Ernst (Iowa), John Cornyn (Texas), and Steve Daines (Mont.)."

On OpenSecrets.com, she claims to fund ($0.00) into her own Campaign, but is willing to grift for funding from others = Socialism! WTF IS the "Save America Stop Socialism PAC"?? How about the 40 hour work-week and unions (of which Millions of Republicans are members)? Both of those were once viewed by Republicans as "Socialism" too? Do you agree with that you little constantly-whining snot?

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