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So, if I may jump ahead (and back to the previous story). They don't want us going door to door to coax Trump supporters (who are we kidding, they're all Trump supporters) to get vaccinated. These Trump supporters can't get laid by Ivy League women. So...we send Ivy League women door to door to coax Trump supporters (who are we kidding, they're all Trump supporters) to get vaccinated. The Trump supporters follow the Ivy League women to the nearest vaccination center in the hopes of getting laid (which they still won't) by said Ivy League women. Easy peasy.

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Crenshaw complaining about politicization of a subject that he's on the losing side of like a good little GQP drone.

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Sorry to hear about the pain issue. I realize you need immediate help, but making a real stink at the ER is the only thing I can come up with. You might have more luck seeing (or agreeing to be seen by) a pain clinic Dr. as they in some states are the only people who can prescribe certain med. This is particularly true in states with recognized opiate issues.

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“medical brown shirts" like the nice lady named Pam who'll connect you to the nearest CVSoh sure to you this looks like a nice lady named pam wearing a brown shirt, but to trump voters, this is the scariest thing in the world https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The room of shoes did it for me, but I had no known peeps over there.

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Hugs.

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If Putin does fish I bet it's noodling.

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That’s no accident.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Requiring me to wear pants in public is the same as the Nazis forcing Jews to wear yellow stars.

Prove me wrong.

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And given their propensity to project their own violent intentions onto the rest of the world, their mass murder obsession causes a person to contemplate the future from a frightening POV.

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Does that mean if I donated $10 they'll charge me $50?

I also find it weird that all of his fund-raising includes some crap about getting on a list that TFG will see with his own eyes! Like he'll remember your name when you try to gladhand him at a rally. Like that's something people really want so bad, for him to know their name, that they'll mortgage the homestead for it.

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Christ was persecuted against. Some Christians believe that they aren't really Christ-like unless they too are persecuted for their faith. Of course, that's not exactly likely when it's the dominant faith in the area. So, they make up things to feel persecuted about.

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I was thinking Nicole Bass myself

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Certainly Polish catholics

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