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After all those endearing descriptions of Massie I had to go look up his picture. After seeing his photo I realized those description were actually flattery.

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"No further aid for Ukraine"

"A return to the “Hastert Rule,”

These two seem to be in conflict as the majority of Republican representatives favor support military aid to Ukraine.

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I've always been afraid that she will start flinging her poop whenever she goes into full Howler Monkey mode.

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My advice to you Marge, is to start drinking, and heavily. It's all so unfair.

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You better listen to him, Margie. He's in pre-med.

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Pre-Med, Pre-Law, what's the difference?

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Either could have landed Blutarsky in the Senate.

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Why that's Peggy Noonan's lifelong philosophy in a nutshell! They could become besties!

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They're both useless.

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𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘺 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 & 𝘵𝘸𝘰

𝘙𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳'𝘴 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 '𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨

𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳

𝘗𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘥𝘢𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘦𝘸

(Didn't have to change much...)

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MTG knows a stinky when one sneaks by a left cheek. She smells a stinky. The Dems made a promise to Mike Johnson: keep passing bipartisan legislation that a majority of both parties wants, and keep your job. It’s simple, fair and the best Dems can hope for until the blue wave. So naturally, MTG is upset, and she’s lost her leverage. Hee haw!

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In the 60s and 70s we "liberals" confronted these racist, bigoted, misogynistic, warmongering fukkers and we won, or so we thought. Unfortunately, we didn't stamp them out totally. Some hid under their rocks waiting for the opportunity to arise once more. Donald Trump was that opportunity. We need to now organize and protest with the same if not added zeal. We need to rally and demonstrate that we represent what is right, true, patriotic and just. We represent the true spirit of "America" not them

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We need to stop preaching to the choir. Make it you business to convert a MAGA this week!!

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You first then lend us the blueprint

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I know it's difficult to win people over when their Minister is telling them that you are a godless communist and that people like Matt Goetz, MTG and Trump represent what is true and patriotic, but we must persevere. Keep the faith and keep working. Otherwise, all will be lost.

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Ta, Evan. What a maroon.

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Bring me that wench! The sultry one with the fire in her eye!

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I feel that I have spent more than enough time giving even the slightest of shits about this person.

Seriously, what is actually WRONG with the people that vote for her?

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They're uniformed. illiterate, and easily duped. Don't blame them, blame the heartless, soulless bastards they trust who lie to them

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"Seriously, what is actually WRONG with the people that vote for her?"

They're white supremacists. They're these kinds of people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVQomlXMeek

This one isn't difficult.

I'm starting to have a sense of déjà vu since I could've sworn you asked this question about either her or another Confederate Republican a couple of other times last week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5PUpcx80mw&t=16s

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Most of them are not white supremacists. Most are decent people who just are not sophisticated or educated enough to understand the "Big Lie" designed to sow division in America. Hate them, deride them, and you become likewise duped. It's all part of the plan. Turn them into something you hate, you hate them they hate you Hate wins!

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They are even fucking stupider and subhuman than she.

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Come at people telling them how stupid they are and how much smarter you are, and you don't win hearts and minds. This is a game and unfortunately the haters are playing to win. Fall into their trap and we all lose. Those people who are wearing MAGA hats and voting for MTG are your fellow Americans. They've been tricked into thinking they are doing the right thing. when we hate them we're likewise failing.

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Which is no mean feat, tbh.

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I loathe her and do not find her attractive. But please stick to the ugliness in her craven goat heart. Mocking someone as hideous as she is a cheap shot at low hanging fruit. We can do better. (Otherwise, you're as bad as trump mocking a disabled reporter)

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Goat libels

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Moscow Marjorie will get her wish to have the Uniparty King deposed come November, as there won't be a GQP majority to claim the Speaker's gavel.

When are we going to start prosecuting Manafort again? I'm guessing the intelligence community is waiting until after the election to bring out the real dirt on that Quisling.

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ah yes! Democrats in disarray.

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The best thing about this is that it is exactly what Mike Johnson signed up for. He may not have fully understood the implications at the time, but he chose this.

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