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She's just freaking out because she thought it was the FBI finally coming to arrest her.

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I wouldn't be surprised.

Also, I'd question why a known supporter of insurrection and rule by Q is so eager to move any troops away from possible terrorist targets.

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Whenever this creature becomes visible, she manages to seem even more malignant.

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It would have been hilarious if her staff just hid behind the door and asked to see the warrant.

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Calling her a piece of shit is pretty hurtful.Good job!

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Make Guam a state too.

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And yet not a word about Mike Flynn's brother holding back the National Guard on 1/6.

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Now someone should bring a squad to McCarthys office, knock on his door, and ask him about why he opposed the stimulus pack.

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Turds everywhere resent the comparison to something as useless MT Greene. They are the byproducts of powering life! She's a conspiracy kazoo.

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First it was the Bowling Green Massacre, then the Green New Deal that murdered every FOX viewer's meats, and now they came for MT Greene in the Guamanian Cookie Ambush!

These horrific green attacks must cease!

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MTG aide: 'I know that she'd love to meet with you.' We need to reestablish the boundary between social niceties and flat-out lies.

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That video is hilarious. Ominous music as Guamian National Guardsmen, armed with cookies, walk up the hallway and gather around Greene's office door. It's like weaponized snark.

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No Republican has ever politicized the military ever--except when the BRAC reviews come around, or when they show themselves meeting people in uniform in campaign ads. Or when there's an armed insurrection and they don't bother to call up troops for 120 minutes.

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Mel Kiper, Jr.: Guam Tree Snakes newest NBA franchise?

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I see what you did there. And on St. Patrick's Day, no less.

Oh, the humanity!

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Freedom from criticism is not part of the 1st Amendment, no matter how badly wingnuts wish it was.

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