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These people are exhausting!

ETA: and that's their strategy

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Ahem! ... First ...Duct tape!

Now do oil, gas, then crossfit. I know it's an uphill battle, but I Will. Not. Yield.

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Why did her former husband ever divorce such a national treasure?

Just tell her to keep her socks on when you're doing the nasty, fer godssake!

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Has anyone ever seen a picture of her and Sasquatch together at the same time?

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She does look like a gorilla.

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Such a pivot, positively presidential - NYT

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Has she joined “team normal”*?

*an invention of the media. All these people are deeply, unpleasantly abnormal.

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Great work, Gary. Enjoyable read.

Now, I must take my crazy pills and get back to my “real world” analyses.

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“I can’t be held responsible for the stupid shit that came out of my mouth! I read it on the internet! How was I to know the internet can tell lies! “

In spite of my propensity to believe literally anything if placed in front of my face, you should still vote for me and trust me to run the government

Literally any time Ali Alexander

https://www.salon.com/2023/...

#stoptheHARLOT

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And she won her election, right? Nice place...

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‘Hey you Jews, mistakes happen- it’s my natural chootspa!’

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She makes a lotta sense.

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Not gonna happen. Sasquatch can run faster.

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Why didn’t she just say that it’s Joe Biden’s fault that she’s a stupid gullible fool?

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Has she had a makeover? There's something different about the way she looks. New Congress, New Me? Trying to completely rebrand herself?

Good luck with that one, you grotesque bigot.

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Woooowwww. Someone's got a problem with women. What a jerk.

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