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Klapaucius's avatar

“I'd love to suggest that Marjorie Taylor Greene do a bit more reading about …”Judging by the quality of her thoughts, perhaps just learning to read might be a good starting point.

thixotropic jerk's avatar

Sorry Marge but until you’ve been purged from your socialist government job I’m not going to declare our long commie struggle is over.

Skaarphy's avatar

Too bad. But if you change your mind, do tell all about it. :)

Zyxomma's avatar

MTG cannot read, or cannot comprehend what she tries to read.

Porchrat's avatar

Will will we concede the terms Patriot and White Nationalist have the same meaning

Pexas Teat's avatar

She looks like a cartoon donkey

fuflans's avatar

hey robyn my very lazy reading of history suggests it's the middle classes who do the revolting. the poor are too goddamn poor too worry about ​Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité.

but fabulous writing as always.

Pete Wagner's avatar

The entire modern culture gets communism wrong. What they call communism is actually a Zionist-like Dictatorship (or plutocracy), where if you were living in an actual commune, with like-minded people of your choosing, which was once and still could be a great system!, the tyrannical gov't would roll, shut you down, and probably take your children. And with that, who is really against Communism? Our enemies!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

She just smiled.The smile of the cult member.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The inventor of the term "corporate Communism" doesn't understand Communism? That's unpossible!

J. Gerbil's avatar

She's given me that smile before. This was when she said, "I think a lot of things are going to be coming out about the election," last November--expecting there to be proof of massive fraud.

MrEes's avatar

I agree, and apologize wholly. How about jumping worms?

fifthdentist's avatar

In the book "Atomic Soldiers" I read back in high school, the author relates how some U.S. troops were placed near atomic blasts and then sent into the hot zone for training in "mopping up" after the use of a battlefield nuke.*Talk about experimental procedures!Also, earlier in the pandemic the navy had some ships that weren't combat ready seeing as how most of the sailors had this nonexistent, cold-like condition that definitely wasn't COVID-19, which isn't even a thing.

* Of course, this fake news about how troops were exposed to radiation that killed them with cancer later in life obviously didn't happen, because the U.S. government has never done anything wrong. Because Freedom.Obviously the soldiers actually were just given a pep talk about how great nuclear weapons were and then their commander gave them all ice cream and the rest of the day off.

Brian Bixby's avatar

She probably thinks that there is, and we're too dumb to 'research' it.