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So no Romulan ale?

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And she's back.

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Waxing is usually the best way to fix a uniparty.

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Gross onion fried snacks, like Fritos, but worse.

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While you were back there, in the Obama Tardis, you couldn't kill a few Trumps?

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There's blue, and there's blue!

Stilton blue wouldn't work for the Blue Man Group, tho' my local sky does seem to accept it!

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Obvsly, like either Alec Guinness, or Patrick Stewart, depending!

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Not true.

People have believed in gods for as long as there have been people.

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And as long as there have been people those people have feared the unknown and invented supernatural explanations for it.

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Whaddya mean?

Morgan Freeman, of course.

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Nonsense! Morgan Freeman plays YHVH's voice, not Jeebus's.

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I heard the tv show “Lucifer” is a documentary.

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But they’re FUN! It’s in the name!

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Video game libelz

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They're amazing, especially the new hot funyunz. Which are incredible.

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