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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Waxing is usually the best way to fix a uniparty.

DLZebub's avatar

Gross onion fried snacks, like Fritos, but worse.

DLZebub's avatar

While you were back there, in the Obama Tardis, you couldn't kill a few Trumps?

Viole Falusche's avatar

There's blue, and there's blue!

Stilton blue wouldn't work for the Blue Man Group, tho' my local sky does seem to accept it!

Viole Falusche's avatar

Obvsly, like either Alec Guinness, or Patrick Stewart, depending!

Parakeetist's avatar

Not true.

People have believed in gods for as long as there have been people.

Nicola Leslie's avatar

And as long as there have been people those people have feared the unknown and invented supernatural explanations for it.

Mr Mild -  Antifa Bastard ☢️'s avatar

Whaddya mean?

Morgan Freeman, of course.

Viole Falusche's avatar

Nonsense! Morgan Freeman plays YHVH's voice, not Jeebus's.

Dr. Jen Boss, Fascinatrix's avatar

I heard the tv show “Lucifer” is a documentary.

Dr. Jen Boss, Fascinatrix's avatar

But they’re FUN! It’s in the name!

incandenza's avatar

They're amazing, especially the new hot funyunz. Which are incredible.