Mark McKinnon's Mournful Ode To John McCain's Terrible Campaign
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Mark McKinnon is the saddest of sad Republicans in all the sad land. This weekend he sadly penned a column forTina Brown's Toothsome Amphigory Concerning Certain Swamp Monstersabout how his old friend John McCain was forced, by the economy, to run a mean campaign about nothing. Also, John McCain is Seabiscuit and Barack Obama is Secretariat. That means Obama, like FDR, will win the "Triple Crown" of the Presidency (i.e. polio).
Mark McKinnon's Mournful Ode To John McCain's Terrible Campaign
Mark McKinnon's Mournful Ode To John McCain's…
Mark McKinnon's Mournful Ode To John McCain's Terrible Campaign
Mark McKinnon is the saddest of sad Republicans in all the sad land. This weekend he sadly penned a column forTina Brown's Toothsome Amphigory Concerning Certain Swamp Monstersabout how his old friend John McCain was forced, by the economy, to run a mean campaign about nothing. Also, John McCain is Seabiscuit and Barack Obama is Secretariat. That means Obama, like FDR, will win the "Triple Crown" of the Presidency (i.e. polio).