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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Why didn't Elizabeth Colbert Busch campaign against a cardboard cutout of Bill Clinton?

Makes as much sense as Mark "Diggin' Strange Holes" Sanford's campaign against Pelosi.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What does a Republican have to do to NOT get elected in South Carolina?

Shypixel's avatar

When an (R) does it, it's not abortion.

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OT, but here's a rare sighting of <a href="http:\/\/www.scienceworldreport.com\/articles\/6715\/20130508\/105-year-old-texas-woman-reveals-bacon-secret-behi-long.htm" target="_blank">something nice in Texas. </a>

Shypixel's avatar

Should be easy pickin's if the women in SC are as dumb as the general electorate...

Provided, of course, that you can stomach stupid.

Shypixel's avatar

Yeah, why bother feeding them?

Shypixel's avatar

NEVER pop the bubble!

The bubble is our friend.

Shypixel's avatar

It's not hating women, It's loving them SO much, you just have to take away all their rights and not educate them, and keep them subservient, and not allow them an opinion, and...

Hmmm.... Now that you mention it...

Shypixel's avatar

This is a victory for men who fly airplanes at their children everywhere!

Today, we are all model airplane bullies!

Shypixel's avatar

Their starfish parents should have listened to Starfish McCarthy and not had subjected their children to starfish vaccinations.