Mark Sanford To Be Tried, Executed For 37 Crime-Sins Against South Carolina, Marriage, and America
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Twilightheart-throb and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford loved his Argentine Firecracker soul-mate so much that he abandoned his wife, kids and that annoying job (Republican leader of a slave state) just to pile up frequent-flier miles and bang his mistress with romance. But now the mean twerps at the state's "ethics panel" have examined Sanford's behavior and
Mark Sanford To Be Tried, Executed For 37 Crime-Sins Against South Carolina, Marriage, and America
Mark Sanford To Be Tried, Executed For 37…
Mark Sanford To Be Tried, Executed For 37 Crime-Sins Against South Carolina, Marriage, and America
Twilightheart-throb and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford loved his Argentine Firecracker soul-mate so much that he abandoned his wife, kids and that annoying job (Republican leader of a slave state) just to pile up frequent-flier miles and bang his mistress with romance. But now the mean twerps at the state's "ethics panel" have examined Sanford's behavior and