We feel a bit sorry for treefucker Mark Sanford's communications department, like this harried spokesperson Joel Sawyer, who probably knows only these facts: Sanford grabbed a pair of keys at some point Thursday, told everyone in the office, "Enjoy working, losers, I'll be back in a week or whenever," smacked the secretary's ass on his way out, and that's it.
Mark Sanford Will Pretend To Return Tomorrow
Mark Sanford Will Pretend To Return Tomorrow
Mark Sanford Will Pretend To Return Tomorrow
We feel a bit sorry for treefucker Mark Sanford's communications department, like this harried spokesperson Joel Sawyer, who probably knows only these facts: Sanford grabbed a pair of keys at some point Thursday, told everyone in the office, "Enjoy working, losers, I'll be back in a week or whenever," smacked the secretary's ass on his way out, and that's it.