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AK's avatar

You don't know how to text?

Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

Como estas? (I am trying to learn Spanish) Duolingo and Babbel......I may be too stupid.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

¿Como te llama? -- "How is your llama?" Me llama Benita. ¿Como te llama? -- "My llama is well, how is your llama?"

Zyxomma's avatar

I belong to a number of groups; mostly fellow vegans and a few of my other interests.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

You’re right; she doesn’t feel guilty.

reynard61's avatar

No, Zuck is the *REALLY* screwed-up fourth version that Dr. Soong created on a lark but never talked about because he was so embarrassed by it.

SuperMatt's avatar

Your friends and family don’t have phones? Or email? Or texts? Or an address to mail them letters to?

SuperMatt's avatar

Did you not know you can email more than one person at a time?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And, like the Tobacco companies hiring Doctors to shill in advertisements for cigarettes being safe, even when the Companies knew they weren't.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I hear you. My husband who is a shut-in, loves reading how all our friends in Canada and California are doing, otherwise I would have dumped it long ago.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I found the bots list dog rescues on their fake profiles, and have flag pictures and some faux-patriotic name.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Kevin Systrom cofounded Instagram in 2010, and the company was acquired by Facebook for $1 billion in 2012. Systrom and his cofounder, Mike Krieger, left the company in 2018 reportedly because of "tensions" with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.Nov 6, 2019