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AK's avatar

You don't know how to text?

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Dr. Danger - AKA Jeffocaster's avatar

Como estas? (I am trying to learn Spanish) Duolingo and Babbel......I may be too stupid.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

¿Como te llama? -- "How is your llama?" Me llama Benita. ¿Como te llama? -- "My llama is well, how is your llama?"

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Zyxomma's avatar

I belong to a number of groups; mostly fellow vegans and a few of my other interests.

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Zyxomma's avatar

No.

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

You’re right; she doesn’t feel guilty.

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reynard61's avatar

No, Zuck is the *REALLY* screwed-up fourth version that Dr. Soong created on a lark but never talked about because he was so embarrassed by it.

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SuperMatt's avatar

Your friends and family don’t have phones? Or email? Or texts? Or an address to mail them letters to?

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SuperMatt's avatar

Did you not know you can email more than one person at a time?

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

And, like the Tobacco companies hiring Doctors to shill in advertisements for cigarettes being safe, even when the Companies knew they weren't.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I hear you. My husband who is a shut-in, loves reading how all our friends in Canada and California are doing, otherwise I would have dumped it long ago.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

I found the bots list dog rescues on their fake profiles, and have flag pictures and some faux-patriotic name.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Kevin Systrom cofounded Instagram in 2010, and the company was acquired by Facebook for $1 billion in 2012. Systrom and his cofounder, Mike Krieger, left the company in 2018 reportedly because of "tensions" with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg.Nov 6, 2019

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That is it, exactly.

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