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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I'd say he can't be any worse than Puppykiller and her Paramour, but I don't want to tempt fate.

Hank Napkin's avatar

How much does being the head of the Department With No Monies pay?

Tim Mulherin's avatar

When we first moved to our lovely town with our 9, 7, and 5 year-old children we were accosted by a couple who insisted we read a book as a guide to child rearing. It is called 'How to Train Up a Child'. This says it all: Pearl suggests a typical scenario in which a parent will place an appealing object within reach of a child of twelve months and tell him "No, don't touch that." If he touches it, the parent should "switch their hand once and simultaneously say, `No.'" This is to be repeated, perhaps with an increasing number of switches, until the child obeys. Pearl offers this clarification: "Remember, now, you are not disciplining, you are training."

I've run into 4 other families who followed Pearl's guidelines. The children are docile to the point of shrinking into being mere decorations in social situations.

We did not follow the book. The worse punishment we inflicted was making them sit on the sofa, hold hands, and think about what they did to make us so upset. They all grew up to be well-adjusted adults.

So yeah, maybe it's stupidity or maybe he bought the book.

beb's avatar

Talk about failing up. His late of literacy will make him a co-equal to Trump.

BECKY's avatar

No wonder trump is his idol, birds of a feather and all, he's just not a millionaire bird like his lord and savior.

Hollysdower's avatar

Any man who brags on beating their kids is an utter piece of shit and deserves to be beaten like that himself.

Bruce's avatar

He probably was, which is how the abuse gets perpetuated down the generations...

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

Dumb as a bag of salted rat dicks.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I read the mommy blog to stay informed. I do have a pretty high tolerance for pain so almost 99% of the time I am not shocked or surprised by the news.

But this whole 'Markwayne's Guide to Raising Obedient Daughters' thing really pushed my TMI button today.

I was surprised by that myself. I had thought that the years of donnie lusting after all the teenage girls and all the Trump-Epstein file mentions of his name would have made me completely immune and jaded to the topic. But somehow a plumber from OK found a way to gross even me out. The only thing missing was him talking about his own butt crack. Thank Crom!

Nemo's avatar

Trump sees MarkWanker as an upgrade. Sure, Kristi "Puppy Killer" Gnome and Corey "Anger Addict & Donor Stalker" Lewandowski made a great team, but Mullet adds in Stupidity, More Better Rage and Daughter Creeper that better reflect his own values and kinks

Babe Paley's avatar

Pretty spooky to talk about how his daughter(s?) are so "loving and forgiving" that while he's "still mad (unable to control his anger so he hits them)" they'll curl up in his lap and "hug on" him.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

Trying to prevent additional bearings.

jltympanum's avatar

This is what the MAGA suckers voted for, whether they knew it or not. It is going to have to get bad enough for a while until they learn their lesson: don't vote for twits!

They only part of this scenario I don't like is that I, who had the sense to see what the MAGAts are, right from the beginning, am also getting punished for their stupidity. Isn't their something in international law prohibiting collective punishment?

jltympanum's avatar

Implied caption on the hed pix: "Duhhh!"

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

The meatball on the left is like

"Dis fuckin' guy... you believe this shit?"

Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

And he hippie on the right is like

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Artemus Gordon's avatar

"... at the fists of his psycho neighbor."

Rand Paul's an Ayn Rand fan who used his position as a sitting US Senator to repeatedly fuck with his neighbor because he thought he could get away with it.

The neighbor, after trying civilized methods of dealing with Paul, finally lost his shit and went full Ayn Rand on Paul's ass. That Paul totally forgot that Ayn Rand bullshit and brought the full weight of the Federal government down on him and then the Civil Courts, shows what a bitch ass pouser Paul really is.

So if Boucher is psycho, I propose that Paul did it to him.

The real question needs to be posed to the people who bought Boucher's house: Does Paul still pile up those branches, leaves, and grass on their property and expect them to deal with it, or not?

I just dislike Paul from stem to stern, fuck that guy.

kmblue187's avatar

"The best people!"

Brian McCurdy's avatar

Fetterman and Heinrich weren't even the deciding votes for Mar Kwayne's confirmation so there wasn't some deal to get their votes. They actually must have wanted to support a Trump Cabinet pick. They chose to cross the aisle for this when he would've gotten in anyway.

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Fetterman was the deciding vote to get the nomination out of committee. For the senate confirmation, a whole lot of senators didn't show up to vote.

Tessie's avatar

You misspelled "poop".