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Anzu's avatar

Let them fight.

Megan Macomber's avatar

And now we know who would voted for him...

It was his BFF John Fetterman. Sigh.

simpledinosaur's avatar

He seems very ignorant and very dumb, so he should complement the rest of Trump's cabinet nicely.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Wrote my US Senator again this morning.

Good Morning Senator Tillis:

Gee, we have no money for social programs, healthcare, SNAP benefits, Public radio and Television, but we sure have billions to pay Trump to keep his grift going by billions of dollars, and to wage war against perceived enemies because he believes they are awful people after tearing up the nuclear nonproliferation treaty with Iran, and every other alliance built up over many years.

Also, Trump and the Republican Party wage war on the American people with ICE, a criminal enterprise under Pam Bondi, gorilla chest beating by that drunk Pete Hegseth, and craziness from the other drunk, Jean Pirro, and incompetent legal jerks the administration thinks are only the best people who cannot write a decent legal brief.

While we bomb innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, starve Cuba into submission. What else? Oh, the trading partners we used to have are selling our treasury bonds like crazy, Trump insults the prime minister of Japan, Germany wants its gold reserves back because they cannot trust this crazy man, Christian Nationalists are fine with increasing the maternity death rate in the country, RFK Jr., the non doctor, and Dr. Oz, the quack doctor, think vaccines which have saved millions of lives over the past two hundred years are not necessary.

Gasoline prices and other items have gone up exponentially and the only people who are not suffering are Jeff Bezos and friends who kill off the media they are buying up in order to buy another yacht or have expensive weddings in Venice. Yeah, things are going according to plan - destroy the US Constitution, especially the 13th, 14th, and 15th, and 19th amendments, give Trump license to attack any nation he likes to give them "freedom" while building concentration camps in the US to rip immigrant children from their parents, and let them die in squalid conditions.

Are you sure we are not the shit hole country Trump says he does not like? Too bad you and all of your Republican colleagues, save three or four, are fine with the complete degradation of our honor and safety. If I lived anywhere in the world I would not come here, and if I could, I would leave. Meanwhile I will resist your Communist/Nazi/Fascist takeover of what used to be the United States of America because we are on the downhill slide to insolvency and a police state.

And if you cannot see this, you have blinders on, or are perfectly fine with living in a third class country, which we are rapidly becoming since you and the Republican Party have torn up their oaths of office in favor of wearing the clown shoes Trump is passing out to his slavish loyalists in the administration. The "Kesystone Cops" look like a reasonable group of policemen compared to what goes on in this country by comparison.

Colleen's avatar

wangerdongle. That is all.

BlueSpot's avatar

Come on open Senate seat.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Stupid is as stupid does, and says.

Jen has Puce Sarcasms's avatar

Jesus fuck these freaks and their stolen valor all over the place all the time. WHY DO THEY DO THIS? No one is impressed! You look like a numpty! There is no "secret totally classified Navy Training Class" where a civilian can go to "smell a war" for crying out loud.

Hollysdower's avatar

Does anyone remember the 1989 John Ritter movie Skin Deep? That had quite the literal cockfighting scene!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7gFRv1axHk

Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

He's perfect for this regime.

Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

Oh nice… so the DHS résumé now includes “almost started a bar fight in a Senate hearing” and “took a fitness class that may or may not have been classified.”

I’m just wondering… is the job to secure the homeland, or to challenge it to a duel as two consenting adults?

At this point, the confirmation hearing sounds less like vetting a cabinet official and more like HR trying to figure out if they’re hiring a bouncer for the Capitol basement.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m sure Markwayne is very upset that Disney won’t rerelease Song of the South anymore.

It really was fun watching Randy and Markwayne trying to out-asshole each other. Marky-Markwayne definitely won this round.

Tessie's avatar

This one will fit under the bus with no trouble next time they need a scapegoat.