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Dianne's avatar

Excellent article.. and I’m not surprised Billy Bob is running a muck already.. I’m wondering if it’s got something to do with cowboy boots and hats.. hmm seems as though he and Krappy Kristi shared that in common.. anywho.. Can I Whomp him Pa Billy Bob is already showing what he’s all about.. not going to say I told y’all so.. but I did..

Marcus Damicus's avatar

In Two-names' defense, they probably leave the windows open while they fly to and from Oklahoma every week. You know, to get the stank out.

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

It's stoopid grifters all the way down.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Just the one thing matters: "No Jets Bigger Than Trump's Biggestest Jet".

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I could swear the government promised to sell Noem's BangBoeing.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Patience! It's still being coated with lube...

DSLinDC 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

You mean to tell me that putting an incompetent, angry plumber in charge of DHS was a bad idea? I am just shocked by that!

goCatgo's avatar

Whooduhthunkit.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Six kids, you say? Is this more quiverfull shit?

The big question, though, is: Are the kids as uniformly stupid as their father?

Marcus Damicus's avatar

Two words. Oklahoma schools.

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goCatgo's avatar

No. Only 2 are his.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So, four of them have a chance with therapy.

jltympanum's avatar

Mullin two-names, Donnie two-scoops. What other twosies has this group of loonies foisted on us?

Dina's avatar

HAHAHAHA! 👏👏👏

Menotsure's avatar

Did he hire his namesake uncles Mar and Kwayne?

Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Wait I thought the Sex Plane was going to be Melania’s?

Menotsure's avatar

She couldn't get the smell of Lewandowski out.

Terence Dougherty's avatar

It was Markwayne,

In the sex plane,

With the champagne.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

worst game of “Clue” ever.

Joel Applegate's avatar

I lost interest when you uncovered that the plumber wasn't pipe fitting Corey.

Axomamma's avatar

Speaking of dumbasses ...

Nancy Mace is going to lose the Republican primary for governor:

"A Trafalgar Group survey released this week found Evette and state Attorney General Alan Wilson are in dead heat among Republican primary voters, polling at 19.9 percent and 19.4 percent, respectively. Norman follows with 15.9 percent and then Mace with 14.6 percent support."

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5902146-trump-endorses-pam-evette-over-mace/

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

The thought of her fading into obscurity warms the cockles of my heart.

If I had a heart, that is.

And knew wtf a cockle is.

jltympanum's avatar

A cockle is a kind of clam. ... This may not be the meaning you are looking for.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I’m allergic to seafood, you monster!

G-7 in Space's avatar

Good, the Sun is eagerly awaiting her being fucked off into any day now...

beb's avatar

It's hard to imagine a worse administration if Vladimir Putin had been picking the nominations. . Why it's almost as if Trump is trying to destroy America by nomination the most corrupt, the most incompetent people.

Lois Henry's avatar

“Almost as if”

You’re getting warmer as we kids used to say playing blind man’s bluff.

Axomamma's avatar

Given that Markwayne only works two days a week, and assuming that his wife wouldn't be working during the five days a week that he's not working, his wife could get paid as a "special" employee for 16 months. If Markwayne lasts that long.

G-7 in Space's avatar

To the tune of 'Basketball Jones'

"Fuck a-bye plane

I got a Fuck a-bye plane,

I got a Fuck a-bye plane

Woah-a-woah..."

Patti Scott's avatar

Repugs must approve, they confirmed him

LINDA ADAMS's avatar

I’m going with they wanted to get him out of their sight.

Fender Deluxe's avatar

they actually don’t care who runs the agency.

Jughead069's avatar

He always looks like he’s ready to be of service to his masters.