Markwayne Mullen lied again on Sunday; he knew damn well there was a 2nd strike and just like the rest of these Cretans thinks weβre just plain stupid. I really am having trouble waiting for next Nov when these fools lose control of congress and start to sweat!
Watching Mullin try to βlogicβ his way through a Sunday show is like watching a raccoon operate a cappuccino machine. Loud, confused, and absolutely determined to press the wrong buttons until something explodes.
The man hears βwar crimesβ and instantly responds with βI donβt know, but Dear Leader loves me, so itβs fine.β Itβs incredible. Heβs the only person in Washington who can say βgood faithβ while defending a cocaine kingpin pardon and not spontaneously combust.
And that line about using βlethality at homeβ? Yeah, buddy, thatβs not a slip of the tongue. Thatβs the part where the movie soundtrack gets creepy and the audience whispers, βOh noβ¦ he said the quiet part out loud.β
Mullin isnβt just not smart. Heβs aggressively, professionally not smart. Itβs a talent at this point.
"Mullin, much like the most devoted members of Donald Trumpβs cult, is a dimwit who will twist himself into logical pretzels to serve his Dear Leader.
Like so:
MULLIN: What weβre trying to do is protect our own shores. *We have made it very clear [β¦] that weβre not going to allow them to continue to use Venezuela as a terrorist country to ship in tons of drugs into the United States* and continue to kill our brothers or sisters, our friends and family on the streets of the United States. [β¦] Heβs protected -- he has protected or protecting the United States by being very proactive."
You Libs all said the same thing when Reagan said that about Compton and just ignore how successful the War on Drugs was. Heck, I haven't seen a drug outside of Don Jr.'s bathroom for years!
Don't forget the earlier pardoned drug dealer, Dana! Trump freed Ross Ulbricht way back in January. The Silk Road founder presided over more drug traffic than El Chapo. But Trump did him a favor though.
"The Sunday shows were back this weekend with Republicans ready to defend the indefensible."
Defending that which cannot be defended is the RINOs' raison d'Γͺtre. At least when it comes to fellow RINOs, but the Dems that might need some defense can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
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"he has protected or protecting the United States by being very proactive."
Sen Mullin, is "very proactive" the new phrase of choice to describe the Fulvous Fuckwad's illegal and unconstitutional actions? Blowing up vessels in international waters violates international law, especially when justifying it under the guise of stopping narcoterrorists from Venezuela. I state that the boats being hit by American missiles cannot possibly be narcoterrorists; even Gemini, an AI platform known to hallucinate bigly, points out the impossibility. Using the prompt "amount of fuel needed for a small boat to go from venezuela to miami" the response was:
> "A small boat would need thousands of gallons of fuel to travel from Venezuela to Miami, but a direct trip without refueling is impossible due to the distance. The required amount depends heavily on the boat's speed and fuel efficiency, but a high-speed go-fast boat could need around 2,400 gallons for a journey of approximately 1,184 nautical miles. Most small boats are not designed for such a long journey and would need to refuel multiple times, likely with support ships."
> "In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon
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"Well, the particular circumstances, that Iβm not quite aware of."
Markwayne is doing what RINOs usually do when confronted with a question they prefer not to answer, try to deflect. In this case all Mullin needs to know is that Honduran Ex Pres Juan Orlando HernΓ‘ndez has been sentenced to 45 years for his part in ***real*** narcoterrorism:
Forty five years and aiding and abetting the movement of hundreds of tons of coke into the US. Exactly what more does he need to know other than "The US president said HernΓ‘ndez had been "treated very harshly and unfairly" in a social media post" https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1kpm0rvxepo
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"Well, I donβt know if I believe that at all, because weβre doing alleged sources. Nothing has been verified by this."
I wonder if Mullin is aware of the colossal faux pas he made here. There has been no verification, other than by sources with a conflict of interest, that ***any*** vessel blown literally out of the water has been confirmed as a vessel smuggling drugs.
> "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." Carl Sagan
> βA lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: youβre weak.β Tom Wolfe
MAGA can claim a win by illustrating how their Senator was unfairly cornered by a liberal interviewer who had outrageously breached ethics by asking questions that required factual responses..
Same! I almost shot coffee out of my nose.
Tip of the cap for using "portmanteau" in the opening remarks.
It says a lot about Mullen that while even Empty Greene is finally wising up, he has not.
Markwayne Mullen lied again on Sunday; he knew damn well there was a 2nd strike and just like the rest of these Cretans thinks weβre just plain stupid. I really am having trouble waiting for next Nov when these fools lose control of congress and start to sweat!
Well, I, for one, am gratefully relieved to learn that the President is going to look into it. He looks into so much. God bless him.
This made me laugh out loud, harder than I have in a long tme. Thannk you!
Markwayne Mullin, being a plumber by trade, knows that shit flows downhill.
Asscrack Mullin.
Ta, MM. Still glad it's not my job.
Why do they always pull a Sargent Schultz when confronted with one of the many horrible things Pedo does on a daily basis?
βI know nothing! I see nothing at all!β
I think it has something to do with their stupidity.
It's working so well for Holy Mike, after all. π
As long as MARQUAYNE exists, Pussy Ass Bitch may possibly not be the stupidest MAGAturd.
Watching Mullin try to βlogicβ his way through a Sunday show is like watching a raccoon operate a cappuccino machine. Loud, confused, and absolutely determined to press the wrong buttons until something explodes.
The man hears βwar crimesβ and instantly responds with βI donβt know, but Dear Leader loves me, so itβs fine.β Itβs incredible. Heβs the only person in Washington who can say βgood faithβ while defending a cocaine kingpin pardon and not spontaneously combust.
And that line about using βlethality at homeβ? Yeah, buddy, thatβs not a slip of the tongue. Thatβs the part where the movie soundtrack gets creepy and the audience whispers, βOh noβ¦ he said the quiet part out loud.β
Mullin isnβt just not smart. Heβs aggressively, professionally not smart. Itβs a talent at this point.
This is a perfect post... on the nose AND entertaining.
Marquayne's crime is willful and malicious stupidity. In the Court of Natural Selection, that's a capital crime.
Tim McVeigh committed that crime and should have been executed on live TV.
He almost got goaded into a fistfight in a Senate hearing. If it weren't for Bernie Sanders...
"Mullin, much like the most devoted members of Donald Trumpβs cult, is a dimwit who will twist himself into logical pretzels to serve his Dear Leader.
Like so:
MULLIN: What weβre trying to do is protect our own shores. *We have made it very clear [β¦] that weβre not going to allow them to continue to use Venezuela as a terrorist country to ship in tons of drugs into the United States* and continue to kill our brothers or sisters, our friends and family on the streets of the United States. [β¦] Heβs protected -- he has protected or protecting the United States by being very proactive."
You Libs all said the same thing when Reagan said that about Compton and just ignore how successful the War on Drugs was. Heck, I haven't seen a drug outside of Don Jr.'s bathroom for years!
What about the drugs they found in the White House cloakroom? Huh?
Check and mate!
I'm sure that Don Jr. has retrieved them by now.
Doh!
Don't forget the earlier pardoned drug dealer, Dana! Trump freed Ross Ulbricht way back in January. The Silk Road founder presided over more drug traffic than El Chapo. But Trump did him a favor though.
"The Sunday shows were back this weekend with Republicans ready to defend the indefensible."
Defending that which cannot be defended is the RINOs' raison d'Γͺtre. At least when it comes to fellow RINOs, but the Dems that might need some defense can go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.
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"he has protected or protecting the United States by being very proactive."
Sen Mullin, is "very proactive" the new phrase of choice to describe the Fulvous Fuckwad's illegal and unconstitutional actions? Blowing up vessels in international waters violates international law, especially when justifying it under the guise of stopping narcoterrorists from Venezuela. I state that the boats being hit by American missiles cannot possibly be narcoterrorists; even Gemini, an AI platform known to hallucinate bigly, points out the impossibility. Using the prompt "amount of fuel needed for a small boat to go from venezuela to miami" the response was:
> "A small boat would need thousands of gallons of fuel to travel from Venezuela to Miami, but a direct trip without refueling is impossible due to the distance. The required amount depends heavily on the boat's speed and fuel efficiency, but a high-speed go-fast boat could need around 2,400 gallons for a journey of approximately 1,184 nautical miles. Most small boats are not designed for such a long journey and would need to refuel multiple times, likely with support ships."
> "In politics, stupidity is not a handicap." Napoleon
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"Well, the particular circumstances, that Iβm not quite aware of."
Markwayne is doing what RINOs usually do when confronted with a question they prefer not to answer, try to deflect. In this case all Mullin needs to know is that Honduran Ex Pres Juan Orlando HernΓ‘ndez has been sentenced to 45 years for his part in ***real*** narcoterrorism:
> "The 57-year-old former two-term president was sentenced last year to 45 years in U.S. prison for helping drug traffickers to safely move hundreds of tons of cocaine north through his country to the U.S." https://www.politico.com/news/2025/11/30/trumps-pardon-honduras-president-cocaine-00671135
Forty five years and aiding and abetting the movement of hundreds of tons of coke into the US. Exactly what more does he need to know other than "The US president said HernΓ‘ndez had been "treated very harshly and unfairly" in a social media post" https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1kpm0rvxepo
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"Well, I donβt know if I believe that at all, because weβre doing alleged sources. Nothing has been verified by this."
I wonder if Mullin is aware of the colossal faux pas he made here. There has been no verification, other than by sources with a conflict of interest, that ***any*** vessel blown literally out of the water has been confirmed as a vessel smuggling drugs.
> "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." Carl Sagan
> βA lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: youβre weak.β Tom Wolfe
fnord
why call them βRINOs?β They are Republicans. That party is MAGA now. Theyβre all in on Trump.
poor markwayne got confused by a multisyllabic word. he remembers seeing a bottle of pro-activ on the bathroom counter
MAGA can claim a win by illustrating how their Senator was unfairly cornered by a liberal interviewer who had outrageously breached ethics by asking questions that required factual responses..
Does one pronounce his name "Mark-Wayne," or "MarKWAAAAAYNE"?
I think it's pronounced "ass-hole".
He's a plumber by trade. We will also accept "asscrack."
''that thing that people are talking about?''
hmn...can we narrow it down...
stevie ''3 pens 'n 3 shirts 'n a hidden fifth'' bannon/epstein connection?
stevie witless/lil princess kushner/ushakoff 28 point memo that wants to hand ukraine to the hairless russian wax worm?
nutless 'n flaccid kegsbreath calling in murder rounds off venezuela?
welcoming bonesaw to the offal office?
ordering the nat'l guard to washington dc, judge determines it's an illegal order and 2 are shot, 1 dies?
appointing single cell organisms as us attorneys?
has a full blown wcn stepford wife as spokesidiot who maybe/kinda/sorta turned her ex-sister in law over to ice?
did i miss anything?