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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

Is it just me, or is Markwayne really coming across as a hick douchebag? Where's he from?

Menotsure's avatar

I remember Trump promising to use "the best and brightest". If this is that standard at play I'd hate to see the worst and dumbest. This guy isn't bright enough to light up the inside of a white

mini-fridge.

satch's avatar
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Markymarkwayne reminds me of Capt McCluskey in "The Godfather" scene where two cops are holding Michael by the arms, and McCluskey orders them to "Stand him up straight" before punching Michael in the face. That's what makes these punks feel all manly...

Sherry's avatar

Yeah, kidnap one of his kids and let him see how he feels with the terror that these people do. Of course I would never do that but for one moment these assholes need to worry a mile in their shoes to see the trauma this causes.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Now now, let's not kidnap ANY kids, ok...??

Erisian's avatar

"The man, later identified as Oscar Bengal, was shot seven times by plainclothes ICE agents

[...]

if I'm a father, which I am, a father of six, and I'm going to do everything I can to protect my child — I promise you I would have been obeying the lawful commands that were given."

Like everyone else associated with the current regime, the eejit with two first names rammed together is full of shit and is attempting to misdirect/misinform regarding what went down.

> "One video released by the department shows two immigration officers wearing civilian garb running up to a parked vehicle with their guns drawn and pointed at the driver. As one officer bashes the barrel of his gun against the car’s windows, the driver peels away

[...]

Marcos Charles, the head of enforcement and removal operations for Immigration and Customs Enforcement, said the driver had refused orders to exit his vehicle, and then accelerated and smashed into two government vehicles" https://ny1.com/nyc/manhattan/news/2026/10/12/nyc-ice-shooting-unfolded-in-a-few-seconds-video-shows

* Two ***plain clothed*** ICEholes approach a vehicle with guns already drawn with one bashing his weapon on the driver's side window. Question: how in the fuck was Mr Bengal supposed to know that he was being approached by federal officers? There are no reports that the two asswipes identified themselves first.

* If the two dipshits, or anyone else, were in a car that was being advanced on by two unknown armed individuals would their first thought be "these must be plain-clothed cops of some sort" or that the two might be trying to carjack the vehicle? I can't speak for anyone else, but my first impressions would be carjackers and not "peace" officers.

* IMO, Bengal was trying to protect his son. Again, two unidentified people come up on you with drawn firearms; do you sit around waiting to see what they want or do you try to get the hell away from them asap?

* Lawful commands? Unmitigated bovine scat. Returning to bullet (pun intended) point one: the buttfucks were unidentified so there is no way on G-ddess' green earth that Bengal would assume that the order to get out of the car was anything other than an attempt to steal the car without resorting to violence from the get-go.

* Was Bengal driving some sort of racecar or other muscle machine? What is the zero to 60 time for the car Bengal was driving? C'mon now, are we expected to believe that a parked car just starting to move was an imminent threat to someone who couldn't have been more than a couple yards in front of it?

I am so fucking tired of hearing "the suspect weaponized their vehicle." The feds have cried wolf way too often for the statement to carry any sort of truth behind it.

Abolir el Servicio de Inmigración y Control de Aduanas.

fnord

Carstonio's avatar

Fundamentalists who harangue people about eternal damnation want it both ways. They describe their deity as deliberately imposing the sentence of hell, while pretending that non-fundamentalists are merely risking a natural danger like stepping too close to a cliff. That’s the same bullshit that Mullin is touting, giving and taking away the agency of ICE’s thugs when it’s convenient to excuse their murderous brutality.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

When asked about it turning Nidal into a martyr, "No one has to watch it," is ENTIRELY beside the fucking point.

gallbladder's avatar

Beside? It's not even in the same galaxy.

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

It's like a 5-year-old's answer to a question he doesn't understand.

I Stedman's avatar

And yet isn't it amazing how they scream about 'drag shows' and 'books they want to ban'. These people are not reasonable people, and expecting them to display or listen to reason is itself unreasonable.

Tza's avatar

I am baffled we haven't had more people in the news saying they thought it was a gang attack when ICE jumps them

I Stedman's avatar

It *is* a gang attack.

Tza's avatar

Thus my confusion!

Ray's avatar

From his name to his immoral, soulless behavior, MWM gives 'rednecks' a bad name.

Carstonio's avatar

I hate that term, but not because urbanites often use it as a slur. Rural blue-collar white people use it to imply they are superior to both non-white people and educated urbanites.

Ray's avatar

I also don't like that term. The point was more akin to, 'calling him a pig is an insult to pigs.'

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta again, MM. Here's a quote from Ilhan Omar: "I'm ok. Make no mistake, this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation.

I will not be silenced."

So say we all.

Scientist at the bench's avatar

They could have put a literal whales vagina up as the Director of Homeland Security and it would have had more brain power and have been less of a pussy than TwoNames Muffin.

John P. Strycharz's avatar

Speaking of fragile white failures, here's Whiskey Pete demonstrating the newest American anti-drone tech.

https://bsky.app/profile/wartranslated.bsky.social/post/3mxi2i6kjrc2x

gallbladder's avatar

Shot on goal: not quite.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71oYQdgR_T8

Still less accident prone and deadlier to anyone on the ground actual Russia AD weaponry.

John P. Strycharz's avatar

That's what WP said.

William Donnell's avatar

But did you see the moves on the training officer? Cat-like reflexes, I tells ya.

gallbladder's avatar

I hear that the potato was awarded the Order of Lenin for its supreme sacrifice.

gallbladder's avatar

I mean, talk about an outhouse against a howitzer!

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

That gun is meant to be mounted on Hind gunships. They should have known the recoil would be unmanageable in that configuration.

YaJagoff's avatar

They know it now.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

Wow. We never had to brag about America before. I wonder why? /s

DemoCat's avatar

The live-streaming of an execution by firing squad is beyond comprehension for a country as supposedly “great” as this. This will only serve as another disgrace for this dark regime, turning a death penalty execution into theater. It will be used against the United States as a rallying cry for extremists who hate America. I would be shocked if they allowed this to actually happen, releasing such content into the world to be used as propaganda and motivation by anti-American extremists.

We can all agree, the crime was a horrific tragedy. There is no place in civilized society for violence. But regardless of your take on the death penalty, it should be clear that nothing good can come from publicizing an execution by firing squad. It’s hard to believe that this is actually being considered at all.

William Donnell's avatar

Shout it from the rooftops.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social. https://bsky.app/profile/ilhanmn.bsky.social/post/3mxovcjvoyk24

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation.

I will not be silenced.

gallbladder's avatar

This was a dumb fucking move: she has a lot of light on her and isn't afraid of the shadows.

VaselineHabits's avatar

People NEED to go to prison over this shit. Who was the judge that signed off?

YaJagoff's avatar

Judge Poopyhead, 47th circiut.

TerseNurse's avatar

or is this that SPECIAL kind of warrant that DHS signs off on all by itself?

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I'm guessing it was a special DHS warrant. I can't imagine a judge actually endorsing this kind of attack on a political enemy.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. I sincerely hope that every time you finish writing up the shit you have to watch on our behalf, you do something very nice for yourself: a walk in the woods, a bath with a drop of your favorite essential oil, a good meal, a nap, a favorite cocktail. I could not do your job, and thank you once more for everything to which you subject yourself on our behalf.