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chev_chelios's avatar

....haha....Markwayne (who gives their kid a stupid name like that ?) Mullet...how are we all so lucky to have a dead fish brain like him running a massively funded Federal government jackboot gestapo gang of brown shirts ?....

.....just goes to show ya...anything is possible here when a slimeball, like this guy, can worm his way up the ladder.....

irish379's avatar

maybe get in touch with Sec"Road Trip" to get his thoughts on travel impacts

Stephen St John's avatar

One thing Rethugs are experts at is f*cking everything up.

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𝑫𝒐 π’šπ’π’– π’Œπ’π’π’˜ π’˜π’‰π’š π‘΄π’‚π’“π’Œπ’˜π’‚π’šπ’π’† π‘΄π’–π’π’π’Šπ’β€™π’” π’π’‚π’Žπ’† π’Šπ’” π‘΄π’‚π’“π’Œπ’˜π’‚π’šπ’π’† π‘΄π’–π’π’π’Šπ’? 𝑰𝒕 π’Šπ’” 𝒃𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 π’‰π’Šπ’” 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏’𝒕 π’…π’†π’„π’Šπ’…π’† π’˜π’‰π’Šπ’„π’‰ 𝒐𝒇 π’‰π’Šπ’” 𝒖𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 π’π’‚π’Žπ’† π’‰π’Šπ’Ž 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’•π’Šπ’Žπ’† 𝒐𝒇 π’‰π’Šπ’” π’ƒπ’Šπ’“π’•π’‰, 𝒔𝒐 π’•π’‰π’†π’š 𝒑𝒖𝒕 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 π’π’‚π’Žπ’†π’” 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’ƒπ’Šπ’“π’•π’‰ π’„π’†π’“π’•π’Šπ’‡π’Šπ’„π’‚π’•π’† π’˜π’Šπ’•π’‰ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 π’Šπ’π’•π’†π’π’• 𝒕𝒐 π’‘π’Šπ’„π’Œ 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 … 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 π’ˆπ’π’• 𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐 π’Šπ’•.

I used to work with somebody named "Tomorrow," whose mom supposedly said she'd name her tomorrow...as in, she'd pick a name the next day. And she decided to just go with it.

This sometimes made figuring out the week's schedule a real "Who's on first?" situation with our elderly supervisor.

SethTriggs's avatar

Look, Markwhine is a Republican and as we all need to remember, Murc's Law says that only Democrats are responsible to know anything about anything. Only Democrats can be held accountable for their policy positions and rhetoric. If Markwhine wants to personally skullfuck the economy even further, that is his RIGHT as an unreconstructed Republican. Because the goal is to make things untenable for everyone except people like him.

The goal is to further cement Gilded Age 2.0 with the social order of the 1850s.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

Another Mafia Donny shakedown. We are hemorrhaging money into his pockets and immigration - the life blood of American prosperity - is under attack. Putin couldn't do a better job at trashing the US.

Vic's avatar

Tiny Hands looks to his better, Putin, as an example of bullying, self-aggrandizing, violent behavior rooted in self-hatred.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Who knew that the populations of states were so homogenous? And that airline passengers were all of the same mind? I'll tell who knew: Markwayne knew!

satch's avatar

This is the kind of bleeding from the ears stupidly that we've come to expect from our boy WayneMark.

Hank Napkin's avatar

HIs brain is actually, physically trying to escape his skull!

Kate's avatar

I thought Markwayne's mom chose his name because she didn't know which of his uncles was the father...

Vic's avatar

I think we're shaming the kind of culture Republicans not only condone and encourage, but depend upon for survival. See: misogyny, child rape, illiteracy, corruption, violence, criminality, and Reaganesque pride of ignorance.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

We’re slut shaming again? I thought we stopped that?

josephebacon's avatar

Soooooooo...after TOOLSI who's next to get canned by His Ass-Holeyness?

Yopi's avatar

No girls allowed. do svidaniya Tulsi.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

What really happened

MarkWaynes parents when he was 10

β€œOkay hon, let’s just start calling him Wayne. MarkWayne was cute when he was little but he needs a grown up name. Glad we agreed on Wayne. Although Mark Fuhrman being racist really had me leaning for that name for a while.”

Dad, β€œHey Wayne.”

MarkWayne, β€œβ€¦β€¦.”

Dad, β€œWayne I’m talking to you”

MarkWayne, β€œβ€¦β€¦.”

Mom, β€œHey MarkWayne”

MarkWayne, β€œYeah Mom?”

Mom, β€œSon we decided to change your first name to just Wayne. We’re going to the court to change it. It’s like your grownup name. We are just proud of what a man you’re becoming. So you good with Wayne and not Mark?”

MarkWayne, β€œSure, sounds cool.”

Mom, β€œGreat. Heading to get it changed”

Dad, β€œHey Wayne?”

MarkWayne, β€œβ€¦..”

Dad, β€œWayne you want to come?!”

MarkWayne, β€œβ€¦..”

Dad, β€œMarkWayne!”

MarkWayne, β€œYeah dad”

Mom, β€œFuck it. MarkWayne what do you want for lunch?”

And now you know…the REST of the story.

Maureen's avatar

The dumbass is strong with this one.

Thompson SubMachinegun's avatar

Markwayne at a political debate, standing on a box to appear being taller!

https://x.com/lflorepolitics/status/1724984756604137824

Thompson SubMachinegun's avatar

Notice the shoe lifts?

MarkWayne and his "Shoe Lifts!" MarkWayne wears shoe lifts to make himself look taller even when he isn't standing on a box!

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Are those Florsheims?...

What A Debacle's avatar

And... BOOM! Down goes Tulsi.

It's almost like Trump doesn't like girls.