Wondering why we're going to Mars? The Morning News gives us Bush's 40-item to-do list once we get there: 3) Drill for oil. 4) Find a really big stash of those candy bars. Mmmmm. 5) Find the minutes of the Energy Committee meetings with Enron. 6) Do zero gravity loop-de-loops during a televised address. Later, exhausted, go on 4-month vacation.
Mars: Why?
Mars: Why?
Mars: Why?
Wondering why we're going to Mars? The Morning News gives us Bush's 40-item to-do list once we get there: 3) Drill for oil. 4) Find a really big stash of those candy bars. Mmmmm. 5) Find the minutes of the Energy Committee meetings with Enron. 6) Do zero gravity loop-de-loops during a televised address. Later, exhausted, go on 4-month vacation.