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Stulexington's avatar

I went to the rock to hide my face and the rock cried out "get a better truck!"

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Did Ram even get the point that using that speech particularly considering what else it had said is what the problem is?No?Did not think so.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

I blame Fred Astaire's estate and Dirt Devil for starting it.

blaid droog's avatar

We could end up with a pathologically insane, demented, delinquent in charge of all our shit.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Jesus is already used to sell a line of crap every Sunday.

blaid droog's avatar

I know this Bob Roberts and I know, kushner ain't no Bob Roberts.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Nah, that's too farfetched.

roberteye's avatar

And now Jesus, for Kit Kat bars

blaid droog's avatar

I remember when, to see the usa, you had to do it in your Chevrolet.

blaid droog's avatar

My house is on a curve. Across the street is a red brick building, formerly a church. Many fools have wiped out their vehicles on this curve over the 18 years I've lived here. The best was when a drunk went off the road and slammed into the little church. Stopped, the pickup truck was more than halfway inside the building. The drivers head was through the windscreen. Remarkably, he wasn't killed. I have dozens of pics as I am a disaster junkie. The truck was a Ram. Seemed appropriate.

blaid droog's avatar

After this, maybe not so many rams.

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Promotional consideration provided by Access Hollywood and donald trump.

blaid droog's avatar

They didn't know when, to get the hell out.

blaid droog's avatar

Speculate. It would be wrong not to.

blaid droog's avatar

Nothing beats the bridge jump scene in "Road Trip".