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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I thought he was running for V.P. He better tone that dissing his future boss shit down.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

As I may have mentioned once or twice, the g/f has lived in Baltimore her whole life. When I mentioned Uncle Martin to her and asked for her opinion of him... jeez, I had no idea she even KNEW that sort of language.

Mark in the IE's avatar

;-) Might have to wait; he's a fifteen year old kid from Iowa. The constitution can always be amended...yeah, that's the ticket!

Zhu Bajie's avatar

Does he want constant warfare? Is his foreign policy "kill the gooks, kill the ragheads!" That's been standard for D's and R's as long as I can remember.

H0mer0's avatar

A song I thought of this morning when my S.O. was trying to talk me into it one day:

"anal verge, anal verge, every morning you greet me.Small and white, clean and bright, you look happy to meet me."

H0mer0's avatar

I noticed him years ago. (I have a thing for prematurely grey-haired men of Irish extraction....)

H0mer0's avatar

At least some people are honest about it:

http://www.salon.com/2015/0...

I’m a chronic masturbator: β€œJust one more and I’ll be on my way”

When I’m sad, happy, grouchy, or just bored, my hand automatically reaches down...

Asa Akira

H0mer0's avatar

I misread it as "...I have re-broken my wrist."

repetitive stress injury, I see

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Has anyone told him that he's basically a rounding error in a Clinton/Sanders race?

Left Coast Tom's avatar

God, I hope not...I'll reach that age in about 53 weeks.

ericbikeco's avatar

Your article totally misses the 4 cute boondocks over his right shoulder... Once Evan stopped drooling over his pecs. #numnum