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Wait until those kids accidentally find out about about Colin kneeling

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She is waaaayyy too interested in describing what she saw.

Honey, get you some before you have a stroke. We can almost hear you panting.

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It's kinda funny that these moral scolds never, ever, ever mention the skippy outfits and asses cheerleaders regularly show at every game, all game.Guess that is ok for the children?

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That'll be another $75, please.

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Risque hip movements! *faints*

These broads don't think much of Elvis, then, do they?

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I'm surprised she could handle watching old Elvis footage

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I do hope that they will collect their tax receipts in rupees, not Scambux. No, there is no crypto by that name, it is generic.

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It did seem odd to login to Wonkette and see that red and white 9+ when I hadn't posted anything recently.

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"... its inclusion of "risqué hip movements" and "full view of a couple of females’ backsides."Nobody show her old footage of Elvis. And for god's sake, keep her away from the beaches!

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That sounds like something Phyllis Diller would have said, but she was in a previous generation.

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One of my roommates in college turned down an "opportunity" to play bass with them, not because he didn't think he would fit in but because a draft deferment was more important.

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You too!

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How this Monica woman hasn’t worked herself into a heart attack is beyond me. So Verklempt.

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Not accepting any lectures from Monica Cole on what's suitable when she refers to women as "females."

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I'm surprised she didn't mention "Negro music." Her screed is about as loud a dog whistle as I've heard recently--other than critical race theory, that is.

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