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So, ham then?

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They're eco-klannish. It's LED-based.

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Nah. They just hate it when big gummint does something for somebody else.

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Faptember? I'm there.

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You know, Reagan hallucinating his non-real visit to a death camp during WW2 -- and not being instantly ejected from office for being insane -- sort of weakened my opinion of democracy

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What, Finns?

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I can easily do “100-percent heterosexual of European heritage and neither Muslim, Jewish, Communist or Satanist," (assuming they count socialist Norway as European). But, straight as I am, I'd far rather be part of your Family. Be proud. Be happy.

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TIm Minchon sez it best: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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As long as big gubmint benefits them, they are all for it. When it benefits people they don't think deserving (brown people), it's torches and pitchforks.

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Sorry - my bad.

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They don't want Muslims, Jews, Communists or Satanists to attend. Sounds like Hindus, Buddhists and Animists are permitted.

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So free speech is paid for by the taxpayers?

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Well, <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Beany_and_Cecil" target="_blank">Cecil was a dragon</a>, though not necessarily a Grand Dragon, so it's probably appropriate. OK, more of a sea serpent than a dragon, I guess, but this part fits: <i>He is ... not terribly bright.</i>

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They probably have an indoor model, something like a baker's hat.

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I was thinking more of those cheap paper folding hats we kids used to be for. A toque is too classy; one of those '<strike>Dick</strike> Duck Commander bandannas would work.

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Precisely! In this case a small confederate flag could be stuck in one side, a small cross in the other. A teabag in the front hanging down into the face would be reserved for the Grand Poobah.

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