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bobbert's avatar

They're eco-klannish. It's LED-based.

bobbert's avatar

Nah. They just hate it when big gummint does something for somebody else.

bobbert's avatar

Faptember? I'm there.

bobbert's avatar

You know, Reagan hallucinating his non-real visit to a death camp during WW2 -- and not being instantly ejected from office for being insane -- sort of weakened my opinion of democracy

bobbert's avatar

I can easily do “100-percent heterosexual of European heritage and neither Muslim, Jewish, Communist or Satanist," (assuming they count socialist Norway as European). But, straight as I am, I'd far rather be part of your Family. Be proud. Be happy.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

TIm Minchon sez it best: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Incoming Ham's avatar

As long as big gubmint benefits them, they are all for it. When it benefits people they don't think deserving (brown people), it's torches and pitchforks.

PubOption's avatar

They don't want Muslims, Jews, Communists or Satanists to attend. Sounds like Hindus, Buddhists and Animists are permitted.

chascates's avatar

So free speech is paid for by the taxpayers?

Mahousu's avatar

Well, <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Beany_and_Cecil" target="_blank">Cecil was a dragon</a>, though not necessarily a Grand Dragon, so it's probably appropriate. OK, more of a sea serpent than a dragon, I guess, but this part fits: <i>He is ... not terribly bright.</i>

chascates's avatar

They probably have an indoor model, something like a baker's hat.

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I was thinking more of those cheap paper folding hats we kids used to be for. A toque is too classy; one of those '<strike>Dick</strike> Duck Commander bandannas would work.

chascates's avatar

Precisely! In this case a small confederate flag could be stuck in one side, a small cross in the other. A teabag in the front hanging down into the face would be reserved for the Grand Poobah.