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schmannity's avatar

This would be a good place for a petard joke.

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JerseyDude's avatar

are white people this fucking dumb

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whatwhomever's avatar

All people are this dumb

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Carstonio's avatar

Granted, I’ve lived a sheltered life in sexual terms, but I’ve never heard of gay men assaulting straight men by literally forcing dicks into mouths. Not have I heard of gay men having a kink for having the forcing done to themselves. The metaphor comes up (ahem) so often that it’s easy to assume users are in the closet.

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Carstonio's avatar

I was expecting the story to be from Maryland’s Eastern Shore, an area of both breathtaking beauty and racist hostility. Count the Trump flags at any of the marinas. Or consider the fact that heroes Douglass and Tubman were enslaved there.

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Manny Bothans's avatar

This gateway flag business is no joke. In high school was a red blooded heterosexual male who loved fondling a great pair of tits; but then I went off to college and saw the rainbow Pride flag for the first time in my life. I thought it looked beautiful, but I didn’t know that it meant so I asked the totally hot smoking girl I was fucking at the time what it stood for. As soon as she told me it was a gay Pride flag that was it for me. I was turned into a bona fide homosexual who was sucking cock by that evening.

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Mart's avatar

The woman does have a point. I mean what exactly is the difference between a confederate flag and a pride flag once they have been shoved down your throat?

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Manny Bothans's avatar

Hate to tell you this, but homophobia is also prevalent in most minority communities.

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Rocky's avatar

phantom thread hit the grey number box above

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That God Who Needs a Starship's avatar

“As a parent of a 6-year-old in CCP…”

As the parent of an amazing trans kid, shut the fuck up using your poor kid as an excuse for your bigoted beliefs.

Goddamn, I am tired of these assholes acting like they’re the only parents whose views matter on these issues.

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JenRrater's avatar

Carroll County never disappoints in sharing its true agenda

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rocktonsam's avatar

OT.On Monday Ron Johnson made a campaign stop in Oregon, Wisconsin.Speaking to citizens and firefighters at the Oregon Fire Department Johnson mention that funding for EMT'S and Firefighters is tight because of paying their pensions. Because of course.

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Beautiful Soup's avatar

Not even for show and tell?

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Mormos's avatar

workers of the world unite. seize the means of production.

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Mormos's avatar

your liberties end when the impact someone else's

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fifthdentist's avatar

What? No Christian flag allowed!!!!?*Jesus' flag is not political; it is the symbol of our Lord and Savior.

* For the uninitiated, there really is a Christian flag. When I was a wee one we were forced to recite the pledge to the Christian flag at the Southern Baptist Indoctrination Center I had to attend until I got old enough to get out of it.

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