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Chances are the rest of the family is fat, miserable, and unhealthy as well. Hey, have you met my folks?

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What are you, some kind of Terroriss-Enabler? What problem? How dare you suggest there is even a "problem" to be "dealt with"?!

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To which I reply "What would be the point of having too few?"

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Even before then, I would think you'll do much better than me when there's a famine.

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The snark was not missed... but the only fair basis of progress comparison would be to one's own starting point (not any collective average or goals). Eating more vegetables / walking an extra 250 steps would be laudable and "rewardable" even if it doesn't result in weight loss. Healthier habits reinforce self-esteem and the truth that we don't all want or need to be heroin-chic thin.

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where's the new thread?!?

I'm tired of talking about fat kids...

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"If you ever get anything less than 'Outstanding' in the 'Effort' column, don't even bother coming home."

- Dad, circa 1970

/shiver

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that was fast- I wish I always got my way that quicky... dayum!!!

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You get a letter - and YOU get a letter - and YOU get a letter!

(Missed that they were sending letters only to some kids' parents. That's f'ked up.)

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Jokes are supposed to be funny.

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There's a futures market for childrens' HEADS now?

Darn Kenyan Usurper.

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I was born to be young and California-studly, but some kind of genetic disorder is reversing the effects over time and making me into someone I barely recognize these days.

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i would gouge my eyes out before i'd give up cheese.

and isn't cheese a staple for mediterranean countries?

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if dudley dursley had gotten one of those letters, harry would never have killed voldemort.

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It's the only way to stop a bad thin kid.

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