Central Massachusetts is Charlie Pierce 's beat -- he grew up there, whereas Yr Wonket lived in the Commonwealth for a mere decade -- so if Pierce picks this story up, be sure to read him.
We had that whole "I smoke and I vote" bullshit up here when the smoking ban was being discussed. All of these "citizen groups" were underwritten by the tobacco companies. Fuckers...but ha ha...they lost. Now I can go out to hear a band and not come home smelling like Dennis Leary's middle finger.
I heard that Goodwife Kendra saw Nate Johnson talking with Satan in the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot. Just saying.
I think a Yankee is anyone who hails from north of the Manson-Nixon line.
You know, these fuckyards won't be happy until they turn the entire country into Thunderdome writ large.
Will I still be able to smoke turkeys?
It's not as exciting.
How much does the rolling paper cost for that?
We had that whole "I smoke and I vote" bullshit up here when the smoking ban was being discussed. All of these "citizen groups" were underwritten by the tobacco companies. Fuckers...but ha ha...they lost. Now I can go out to hear a band and not come home smelling like Dennis Leary's middle finger.
You forgot "THAT'S RETAHDED!"
Yeah, it's your body. But when all that toxic smoke comes belching out into the oxygen the rest of us breathe, well then we gots a problem.
Many small farmers have to hold down a job to support their habit- farming, that is.
Very nice.
You too.