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I heard that Goodwife Kendra saw Nate Johnson talking with Satan in the Dunkin' Donuts parking lot. Just saying.

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I think a Yankee is anyone who hails from north of the Manson-Nixon line.

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You know, these fuckyards won't be happy until they turn the entire country into Thunderdome writ large.

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Will I still be able to smoke turkeys?

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It's not as exciting.

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How much does the rolling paper cost for that?

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We had that whole "I smoke and I vote" bullshit up here when the smoking ban was being discussed. All of these "citizen groups" were underwritten by the tobacco companies. Fuckers...but ha ha...they lost. Now I can go out to hear a band and not come home smelling like Dennis Leary's middle finger.

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You forgot "THAT'S RETAHDED!"

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Yeah, it's your body. But when all that toxic smoke comes belching out into the oxygen the rest of us breathe, well then we gots a problem.

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Many small farmers have to hold down a job to support their habit- farming, that is.

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Very nice.

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You too.

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