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IT DOESN'T MATTER if The Rock is a Democrat!

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Toby, once again, is not amused. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_hn_bAz6eQ">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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I'm sure some hippie at an Iraq War march held a badly-drawn sign with an assassinated W on it, so Both Sides Do It, which is why we must be Serious About Entitlements and cut taxes.

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he's just trying to cancel out the elizabeth warren effect.

don't want to lose that 'masshole' title or anything.

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Norwegian libel.

No, really. No way Heath is a Norske name.

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Cheney: Go fuck yourself..

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You wonder?

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Buck up or get back in the truck.

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Technically Obama has nukes.

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Outreach!

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Oh yeah. And the worst one is Kenny Wayne Shepherd.

Monster.

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There will always be Joe Montana. And Jefferson Street Joe Gillam.

Joe Morgan, Joe DiMaggio and Joe Jackson (the baseball player, although I certainly have nothing against the singer).

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Lively up yourself. With votes.

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In fairness, think of all those times Lincoln went to the theater and DIDN'T get shot.

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It's because the administration admitted that they can't drone strike US Americans in US America. They should have kept the racist nutbags guessing.

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Odd how these jokes really got started when we had a black President.

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