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"I only want what's coming to me," Fisher explained.

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The real news here is that there's a Republican convention in Massachusetts, or more than enough attendees to require a Holiday Inn ballroom.

The California GOPers had theirs in a men's room in Chico, and the guy who drew the short straw has to run against Gubernor Brown.

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This is hardly the same as Obama's campaign helping pay off Clinton's campaign debt after he won...or is it?

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♫♪Am I blue, am I blue<br /> Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you<br /> Am I blue, you'd be too<br /> If each plan with your man done fell through♫♪

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And perhaps, even the tea baggies can't stand the asshole libertarians in NH... <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/05/us/politics/lib...">http://www.nytimes.com/2014...

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There's no they're there, Liz.

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Oh, intercourse the penguin!

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Check back in 12 years, or maybe 10 if he's a very good boy.

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So wait, you're telling me I have to trade my hobo beans for dogecoins? What's the exchange rate?

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If only Joe Walsh had thought of this a couple of years ago ...

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